Disco

class. Love tits like.

Burnley, Watford and Narge out of them pollies.

Benzema 2-0 game over. Awful defending.

changed it already... Only 17 too... her parents must be so proud. Note to self, go to Heaton.

Is the guy who says Fox Soccer a lot on the FSC previews the same as the guy off the announcement ad for the Portugal v Mexico match on the Simpsons? They literally have the same voice Ruud.

Benzema offside goal.

Hugo, great save.

Wew! Marcelo.

Good old Dickie Carvalho. Such a horrible shitbag of a sublime defender.

FCK rattle the post.

Fairly standard fayre for the column. It sickens me to think he gets paid for that.

Massive blow for Barca.

Finally they bring out some t-shirts I can wear out to posh restaurants. ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

and they wouldn't most other teams left?

Will be buzzing for QF draw. Fucking love the Champions Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

Beaten Valencia and Marseille. Both "decent" last time I checked.

Bayern's defence man. Hideous.

Taking Robben off

Keeper could've done better for that Sneijder goal, good hit though.

will be telling what happens if they win the league and beat Liverpool's league haul this year. He once said that was his motivation. If he wins another CL in the next two years, I think his next target will be the 5 Euro Cups. Possibly, can't see it though. I'd be flabbergasted if it didn't go to Spain this year and the year after he'll have had to replace Scholes, Giggs and VDS, and probably Rio properly. Be a lot too ask. Guess it depends if he can be arsed building up another team again.

will be telling what happens if they win the league and beat Liverpool's league haul this year. He once said that was his motivation.

Swapped to watching Bayern-Inter game so expect the 2nd half to be shite.

Scunny pre-booking their relegation to Leg1. 0-3 v PNE.

they wouldn't like but they'd have looked a whole lot better than they did.

Ray Wilkins messing his pants over Rooney and Scholes here like.