Disco

Harper 7 Simpson 7 Coloccini 9 Williamson 8 Enrique 10 Barton 7 Tiote 8 (would be a 9 if not for his yellow) Nolan 7 Jonas 8 Lovenkrands 6 Best 6

No suprise Eddie Howe has got Burnley winning again, reckon they'll come up. Be good for us too, fairly close and potentially a full stand for our fans.

Yeah but he mucked up that cross late on, so everything else is completely forgotten and irrelevant. And he has long hair. The bender.

Only HBA and Shola to come back into the team though. The rest injured are just bench fodder.

On the money there. Pardew should be complimented with our forward looking atttitude to the game but I thought he dallied too long with his changes.

Need to follow it up, don't know who they've got next but they're going to be brimming with confidence a la us today.

Best I think we've seen from him, which by his standards, is unbelievable. Shame the forwards let him down, Mr Lovenkrands in particular with that chip.

Tom Huddlestone.

Boro 3-4 Swansea.

0-0 win.

FFS man, why the fuck are we time-wasting? First Harper now JB.

home sponsors tbh. Never, ever is an away player given MOM.

Kasper is primed, cock in hand.

Get in Shefki son.

Williamson has been absolutely battered today.

Use your left foot man FFS.

Ah fuck I thought that was going to be the moment.

Fuck off man Jones you cheating cunt. Been a cunt all day.

He's done nowt wrong like but blame him anyway.

Fucking handbags in retrospect.

might be lucky here.

Brilliant son. Absolutely fantastic.

At fucking last.

BUT HE'S GOT A TATTOO!! ON HIS LIP!!!!

The Perchinator.