Disco

Football is no longer understandable to plebs like you and me unfortunately.

Wonder if Torres will make his debut v Liverpool at the weekend? I suspect not.

I've no doubt if they'd been offered similar amounts to us, they'd have sold. £10m+ allegedly. More than their annnual revenue last season. That's some going tbh.

Well that went pretty fucking terrible. On the bright side at least nobody bid for any of our other plays I guess...oh and we signed a baldy heel the baal who may or may not be shite/injured. I know I shouldn't be but I'm still suprised we actually lowered the numbers in our first team squad. Daft as fuck.

Hopefully he ploughs down them plebs outside the ground at the same time.

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Aside from Arsenal I couldn't think of a team that needs him less. Maybe Redknapp got down the bookies and put some money on it this evening and got some good odds.

love the av it's literally world class.

ARGH ITS CLOSED!!!! Now into Redknapp time.

Torres confirmed.

Mmmm more fake bids. Fuck off man you rank amateurs.

£14m Agreed. He was damn good for us when called on last season. Strikes me as being a very Fulham player, neat & tidy and pops up with odd goal. Very Danny Murphy esque although they play different roles.

I'm going to stick my neck out and say it'll be shite.

Being fair, SSN claim Dave Whelan has confirmed it to them. I can't see him wanting to do Ashley any favours. Makes Whelan look good though [/convenient4both]

There's blatantly going to be one more 'failed' bid I reckon.

I hear Michael Johnson is available.

The old bid for players that are never going to move or you wanted anyway tactic again.

bid in for Charlie.

The original Bebe.

Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books. Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books. Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books. etc.

He's also a grade A twat. I have no idea why Fulham would sell arguably their best performer this season. ££££ Sensible clubs don't sell their better players in relegation battles.

I have no idea why Fulham would sell arguably their best performer this season.

Aye, i'll have a chicken bhuna, veg pilao, keema naan and some samosas. Aye, just put it on Mike's account, he'll have special banquet 3.

But if he resigns who'll carrying Big Mike's carrier bag to Aspers?