Should change his name to Arjen Lennon, he'd be twice the player then.
Is that a dig at my love for Arjen Robben?
Should change it to Neil tbh.
Wasn't aware you 'loved' Arjen Robben at all.
Arjen just sounds more fearsome is all, if I had a fella called Aaron running at the me with the ball I'd know I was going to get the best of him.
Vladimir could be a decent shout as well, or just lose the first name altogether and go with a Brazilian/mega communist style 'Lennon' as your full soccer name.
I'd be shocked if Aaron Lennon knew who Lenin was.