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I shall be searching through my exstensive collection for the most random I can find. I might even wear a different one each half. I think I might join you in that. Unfortunately I only have 2 red shirts like. Shame we aren't the cream team (apart from having a far better name) I could crack my Nobby 24 Universitario top out again.

I'd like to think there would be a nice smattering of random as fuck kits.

Too right. I'll be moving far too quickly. Need to conserve my limited energy due to my horrific levels of fitness. I am definitely not taking part in such shenanigans. The others got full kits like? Expect a torrent of abuse off me for any balls that don't land at my feet then.

I'll not be tracking you like Yorkie.

You will when you see fat cunts like me barrelling toward you at a rate of knots and a high propensity for studs up challenges.

Have to agree that both teams look a lot stronger at the back than going forward.

Wigan's record of getting the best out of Latin American players is superb though so he could well just be putting himself in the shop window. Or it could be that nobody else was willing to pay that kind of money. I've only seen him play once and he didn't impress me in the slightest.

Boselli to Wigan from La Pincharratas. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jun/29/wigan-athleti-mauro-boselli

After yesterdays fiasco I've transferred in 4 players to play today but still pretty fucked off it didn't change my captain from Veron to Sneijder.

1 Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid, £11.3million) 2 Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Barcelona, £10.4million) 3 Lionel Messi (Barcelona, £9.1million) 4 Samuel Eto’o (Internazionale, £9.1million) 5 Kaka (Real Madrid, £8.7million) 6 Emmanuel Adebayor (Manchester City, £7.4million) 7 Karim Benzema (Real Madrid, £7.4million) 8 Carlos Tevez (Manchester City, £7million) 9 John Terry (Chelsea, £6.5million) 10 Frank Lampard (Chelsea, £6.5million) 11 Thierry Henry (Barcelona, £6.5million) 12 Xavi (Barcelona, £6.5million) 13 Ronaldinho (AC Milan, £6.5million) 14 Steven Gerrard (Liverpool, £6.5million) 15 Daniel Alves (Barcelona, £6.1million) 16 Michael Ballack (Chelsea, £5.6million) 17 Raul (Real Madrid, £5.6million) 18 Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United, £5.6million) 19 Kolo Toure (Manchester City, £5.6million) 20 Wayne Rooney (Manchester United, £5.2million) 21 Robinho (Manchester City, £5.2million) 22 Iker Casillas (Real Madrid, £5.2million) 23 Victor Valdez (Barcelona, £5.2million) 24 Frederic Kanoute (Sevilla, £5.2million) 25 Deco (Chelsea, £5.2million) 26 Didier Drogba (Chelsea, £4.8million) 27 Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus, £4.8million) 28 Francesco Totti (Roma, £4.8million) 29 Luca Toni (Roma, £4.8million) 30 David Villa (Valencia, £4.8million) 31 Arjen Robben (Bayern Munich, £4.8million) 32 Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich, £4.8million) 33 Ashley Cole (Chelsea, £4.8million) 34 Fernando Torres (Liverpool, £4.8million) 35 Gareth Barry (Manchester City, £4.8million) 36 Patrick Vieira (Internazionale, £4.8million) 37 Charles Puyol (Barcelona, £4.3million) 38 Andres Iniesta (Barcelona, £4.3million) 39 Sergio Aguero (Atletico Madrid, £4.3million) 40 Andreas Pirlo (AC Milan, £4.3million)

Only got Vermaelen excluding this potential fella now as CB haven't you since the others (Campbell, Gallas, Lightbulb) all out of contracty? Bit thin on the ground in an already problem position.

Ideally I'd want Uruguay to win as they're my second team internationally but can't see it.

That's basically it. No confidence on the ball or the ability to create (all done by foreign players at the clubs). Its bought in because this country has stopped producing or never really has produced players wil really good close control and the ability to make a pass under pressure, beat a man, whip a ball in. What the fuck are we teaching the kids at football. We should still kill howard wilkinson 'If in doubt, kick it out' I seem to remember forming a big part of my coaching when i was a kid.

If we can afford to do so and it will not hurt our spending in other areas I wouldn't be against us brining in a new experienced keeper on the (very) cheap and sending both Krul and Forster out on loan. I'd be a big fan of this happening. Not exactly going to do wonders for the moral of either Krul or Forster though is it. I expect Krul would want to leave if it happened. Why? He'll know he's number 2 to Harper next season, he should know he needs regular football, he knows Harper is coming to the end of his career. If we sign yet another goalkeeper, how can Krul be sure he's going to be number 2 to Harper? And, if we are going after this other fella is he likely to join the club knowing he's going to be 3rd choice? Just seems like a pointless move all round, unless we're planning to sell either Harper or Krul to raise some transfer funds Harper will be finished by the end of the season, if not sell him, sell the other new bloke bring back FF and TK, they have more match experience, jobs a good un.

If we can afford to do so and it will not hurt our spending in other areas I wouldn't be against us brining in a new experienced keeper on the (very) cheap and sending both Krul and Forster out on loan. I'd be a big fan of this happening. Not exactly going to do wonders for the moral of either Krul or Forster though is it. I expect Krul would want to leave if it happened. Why? He'll know he's number 2 to Harper next season, he should know he needs regular football, he knows Harper is coming to the end of his career.

I think you're underestimating Suarez.....slightly. I Love Forlan. Think he's better than Suarez by some distance at this moment in time. In truth, Cavani hasn't impressed me much this tournament but he comes with a lot of hype and has done well at Palermo. Wouldn't disagree with any of that. I absolutely love Diego Forlan, brilliant player.

If we can afford to do so and it will not hurt our spending in other areas I wouldn't be against us brining in a new experienced keeper on the (very) cheap and sending both Krul and Forster out on loan. I'd be a big fan of this happening.

Eduardo (Por) Lahm (Ger) Carvalho (Por) Godin (Uru) Contreao (Por) Xavi (Spa) Schweiny (Ger) Ozil (Ger) Forlan (Uru) Villa (Spa) Higuain (Arg)

Davey and NUT are both left footed IIRC.

Yorkie is in for a torrid morning. It'll be Asprilla v Cox mkII.

Woodgates replacement, Cavani don't see where he'll fit in, Keane replacement probably.

Fucking class that song like. Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wooooo Africa

Yeah, if people want someone to blame who actually deserves it then look no further than Gerrard. He's too thick and far too self-centred to be played on the left as he simply refuses to do it, if I was Capello I'd have torn a strip off him for the way he's performed, whenever he's been asked to play there. Ever time he's dumped the left back right in the shit throughout the game, all of Germany's goals came from the right of their midfield because he simply wasn't where he was supposed to be. He's absolutely not a team-player and therefore should never have been made captain, he's one of the very worst we've ever had. The amount of needless hollywood shots/balls he was trying was disgusting too. Small foreheaded twat that he is.

Brazilians will be going out for a celebratory rob tonight.

How the loudest cheers for the World Cup have been when they announce the attendance, even more so when its rarely full.