Disco

Get in! Man United miss Rio horrifically.

Lousy defending all round there like.

Been disappointed with Lisandro tonight (not just that shot) - first time ive watched him over 90 and compared to Hulk & Rodriguez he has looked poor

Expensive there - sure there was complaints early on in the season. £40 springs to mind although i may well be wrong.

Some of the 1 and 2 touch football has been brilliant. Makes you want to when you see the shit we serve up.

Get in that neutral end at the cottage. Do well to get tix that aren't at extortionate prices for the others. Should go to a lower league game. Cheaper and going in with the away fans is always a laugh at lower league games.

Brilliant game for the neutral this. One of the most easy on the eye games ive watched in a while

I think Enrique would be decent at FKs. Nearly all his passes are done in a FK/corner style. Whipped round the corner/over the top...he can't be any worse than the rest of the shite that takes them.

They'll stay up because we'll go down. Ideally we'll both stay up and they'll remain shite and Cisse will leave and we'll improve a million fold (be average again)

Fuck me thats atrocious.

Saw him when he was playing in Japan. I fucking thought he was some 32 year old fucking around in Japan for laughs. Good work by the Porto scouts on that one.

Teams are in the OP. Cheers, might wanna stick in costs and postcode of where we're playing n all.

Fair play to Porto like, haven't come to sit back and do fuck all like most teams at OT do

We should have teams and formations in OP along with brief player profiles...yes i am a sad cunt.

Porto take a deserved lead, Rodridguez with a lush finish. Evans looks way out of his depth.

Ah forgot Porto had that joker in goal. Shoddy keeper.

Sell all your tickets, You couldn't sell all your tickets

"Hulk" upfront for Porto

In fairness, you're probably playing alongside the best performer from the night and you probably won't have to do much running. You can swap into right-back at any time mate I'll be the DM of the 2 CMs like so i'll probably just sit back and cover anyways leaving you FBs to overload their wings. Oh I don't think you'll be doing that. Oh I don't think so at all. Of course we might not even play 4-4-2, we might play 4-3-3 or a 3-5-2 or more likely towards the end 2-0-8 or 8-0-2

Definitely. Surely the place is only booked for a set amount of time... we're not gonna cut that short for the possibility of pens rather than playing another 10mins? Thought we were just playing a standard 90min game? We better have HT as I'll prob need to go for a whitey.

Definitely.

In fairness, you're probably playing alongside the best performer from the night and you probably won't have to do much running. You can swap into right-back at any time mate I'll be the DM of the 2 CMs like so i'll probably just sit back and cover anyways leaving you FBs to overload their wings.

Won £30 on Lampard 2-0 at the weekend.

I would've gone if it had been a 3pm like but i can't be arsed fucking about with getting back from Stoke late doors.

So I'm replacing the best player off the blue team...