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Same as usual - be shite. They'd need more than Downing to do otherwise, and I don't believe if they survive it will be down to him. Anelka and Bolton is a different story... True, always felt Downing was Boro's best player though and although I don't fully know their financial situation surely at least be able to hold on to him til the end of the season.

Jaric has a decent left peg from set pieces, don't think the others have the pace and stamina for Premiership football though.

What the fuck are Boro going to do for goals if Downing fucks off? I know Johnson is decent but really... is Southgate really an agent in disguise?

Viduka, Smith, Owen, Martins, Ameobi is an adequate strikeforce. As many have said we need people to supply to said individuals.

Centre Half Left Back Right Wing Creative Midfielder Who? Fuck knows.

That, what he did with the Southampton/Pompey situation and his willingness to comment on all things that don't involve him via the press. His son/nephew don't help matters either. Will still support him 100% though if he is the new manager regardless of this.

cheers for sorting it out whoever.

was a good article in fourfourtwo about this a couple of months back

bastard, just done one with Hughes, Jol and Redknapp!

As it says on the tin. Answer on the presumption we have to employ one of the three please. Ta

Agreed. One think we've missed for a long while (apart from skill) is pace in our back line. Having Beye and Chimbonda in there would certainly help. Faye, Taylor, Enrique and Beye is a pretty quick backline tbh! Taylor and Enrique are hardly quick. Disagree entirely with that. Taylor not so much, granted (he's certainly not slow), but i think Enrique's definitely got a good turn of pace. Infact i was quite surprised in the Stoke match how comfortable he was with the right-winger - his pace won him through in that game because his distribution was pretty poor. Although I don't think he is slow I think most would look pacy playing againsy Liam 'mobile phone star' Lawrence

Fuck knows what he is going to do, he is dodgy as fuck, who leaves one team to join there rival only to see them relegated and rejoin the original team, all of which was surrounded in controversy. Yes i think he is a decent enough manager but shit like this and his willingness to comment on anything that has nothing to do with him makes me not want him as our manager.

Ngo Baheng is well in if Harry takes over. Young, tall, black, French of African descent - Harrys favourite.

Jason Cundy ex Ipswich & Spurs players? What the fuck was he doing on?

Smoke signals? Could all shout as loud as we can at the same time and hope he hears.

basic wage though, don't Spurs offer massive bonuses though as they have a really strict basic wage limit.

Don't worry, Mong Squad are on the case. 'Aye like we need to get Keegan back in and Shearer in like, win the league nee botha'

lookslike Tom Huddlestone a bit with his barnet like that.

No Champagne Charlie Nicholas or Chris Kamara options? Call this a poll?!?

For fuck sake! What a fucking farce we continue to be. I'm embaressed to support Newcastle at times, not looking forward to the mongs that are going to be the people interviewed on SSN in next couple of days.

Seven games no goals these season for Fred so would deffo be available, could be a good idea looking to get him in on loan if funds are tight which i believe they are.

Chimbonda wouldn't move to us. Probably goto Chelsea i would imagine.

Some very funny stuff i find on the SMB & Parsnip, post now and then but very rarely is it to do with football. Always find amusing how their biggest threads are NUFC related usually.

Aye, I take back what I said. The Liverpool Echo is likely to be biased but I'm more inclined to believe their version than The Sun's. same is reported on the bbc sport website.

Played 7 times for France already this season so is no mug. Has said he wants to move so no point Wenger keeping him on really.