Disco

Mackems too. I’m actually on holiday at the moment, so aye, not a bad set of results to wake up too.

Mobile steam room of a garment.

Same Premier League PPG as Alan “Pards” Pardew and Bruno “Giving It” Lage.

The Jim Reaper making him work over Christmas to sack him in the new year is very sensible to keep the Man United fans on board with his ethos.

So shit he got us (the games he’s watching) and his beloved Sunlun mixed up.

We’d have won by more if we had a real manager like Glansy.

How have you missed la?

Some would you have believe their last manager was an overrated wrongun…

Fucking yes

Terrible keeping

Can’t win today though sadly. Mass brawl and docked points is the only acceptable outcome.

Short back and Peter Griffin please Barber.

A club for bellends, ran by bellends with bellends on the field cheered on by bellends in the stands.

He always gives Paperback the shortest of shrifts.

Gameweek 20 Villa 2-1 Forest Brighton 3-0 Burnley Wolves 0-1 West Ham Bournemouth 0-2 Arsenal Leeds 1-1 Man United Everton 2-1 Brentford Fulham 1-2 Liverpool Newcastle 2-1 Palace Spurs 1-0 Sunderland Man City 2-1 Chelsea Gameweek 21 West Ham 1-2 Forest Bournemouth 1-1 Spurs Brentford 2-0 Sunderland Palace 1-1 Villa Everton 2-0 Wolves Fulham 1-1 Chelsea Man City 3-1 Brighton Burnley 0-2 Man United Newcastle 2-1 Leeds Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool

He’s pure Afcon. Playing in the Spanish regionals and was top scorer despite being ineligible to play last time out. Class.

Absolutely class.

Having a tear down the cheek walking down the seafront in Whitley on the Monday listening to Pod on the Tyne is an underrated highlight of this genre for me. When it finally started to sink in. Thankfully no real men were there to kick the shit out of me for hating England.

Best year supporting the club ever and is likely never to be bettered to be fair. Given it was so many peoples first proper trophy and the unreal emotion surrounding it. I don’t think anything else will compare, even if it was a bigger cup. Mad how quickly some forget. Everything about the final was perfect, as the good Dr posted the semi finals were arguably as good from a performance POV. Away game note perfect sit back and pounce, home game just masterful tactics and execution of them. Other favourite memories would have to be Tonali v Chelsea, the sense of relief, and the all round disembowelment of Man Utd. Lovely stuff.

If I didn’t want to be banned I’d simply not lie about my Mam dying in a car crash after a poor result to provoke people. Nor would I back calling players or posters retarded. The bar isn’t a high one and next to no one gets a ban on here and yet…

Just a theory I’ve been surmising anyhow. Could well be 2+2=5 but I’d be surprised if there’s not correlation.

Wouldn’t be a surprised if a lot of the hatred (and it’s getting to genuine levels amongst many), boils back down to them not wanting him as manager in the first place. You only have to look back to read a lot of people genuinely thought we were going together a name manager. That every argument they’ve had to put forward against him, including and since his shit start, has been batted away through the covers it’s only natural the resentment can have built and built to the point you’ll lash out hard which now they are. I used to think outsiders calling us delusional was daft, maybe they weren’t.

They call him the Kim of the Moors. You should see some of his posts in the Admin area, Prevent would have a field day.