Disco

Felt the touch and just went Geronimo

Look dangerous as owt on the counter. Just need to calm it down when we’ve got the ball at the back. Slow it down a bit.

Fuck me ref

Goals: Barnes ‘6 Aubameyang ‘46, ‘50 Cards: Balerdi Willock Bakola Gordon Emerson Burn Greenwood Vermeeren Referee: Maurizio Mariani (ltaly) VAR: Marco Di Bello (Italy) UK TV: Live on TNT Sports UK radio: Live on TalkSport, BBC Newcastle PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST OR POST ILLEGAL MATCH LINKS. YOU WILL BE BANNED.

Enshitafication

Boavista gone to the wall.

Probably one for a different thread but I'd love to read about the rationale about how they came up with the borders of Newcastle and North Tyneside as a lot of it seems mad as fuck. Particularly around Benton, long and short.

Bar Ekitike pretty much all the strikers we were linked with have been varying levels of shite/injured.

Would nae be surprised if we go 5 at the back for this.

Hilarious lack of intensity given they don’t play midweek games because they’re shite. Didn’t build up a head of steam at any point, didn’t even look like doing so.

Man United are back

Ooo look at me, I post photos that have been on the cover of Mundial magazine. Pathetic. (get yourself to Le Berthom, Le Marmot and/or La Brasserie Communal if you want a good hipster ale)

Good going forward, ropey at the back

Wouldn’t be surprised

mad

(Clears throat)…(taps mic)…Thomas Wank

So many defenders but so little defending

It’s Stoke v Brentford but with more timewasting

Very strong xN on the respective benches.

Don’t get why Martinez just tried to collect it rather than taking it high. Awful keeping.

He’s been decent on set pieces this season for them. Thats a goal for me if everyone is onside.

Into these bouillabaisse slurping cunts.

Don’t quote me but I think you get a years grace to sort the basics out. Be amazed if there’s a worse ground (on an official level) at the level they’re at than Stan have even though they’ve had FA money to upgrade the clubhouse and so on.

One assist this season btw if you’re a nonce.

Saw Benji left during the week. Was Spartans best player by a mile in the game I went too earlier in the season.