DJ_NUFC

I don't think Cisse is arsed about playing football much personally - as long as he's picking up his wages, shagging his various wives and spunking his money in Aspers and shisha he's a happy bunny. Sounds just like the right fit for a Middle Eastern club Maybe a wife or two can be a signing bonus.

It's not pedantic at all, you said we tried to flog him, we didn't. You were wrong, just accept it Ever heard of sarcasm, mild exaggeration, embellishment to poke continued fun at the regime? Is Mike Ashley actually a cockney bastard? Get a life.

Hey, once you squeeze open the red bottle of menstruation jokes, you simply can't stop them from dribbling out.

At the very least, Cisse needs a timeout and needs to fight for his place. Far too many of our players have been resting on their laurels due to complacency and no squad depth.

Or I can just smear it all over your face.

Yes, let's be all pedantic where our outgoing transfer activity is concerned. Like how Pardew was going around telling everyone we hadn't tried to peddle Carroll as Carroll was being flown into Liverpool? You can split hairs, but it's morning here and I don't have time to do hairsplitting with you over choosing incorrect words. I need a coffee.

That's not being pessimistic, its making stuff up I also authored and backdated the following articles: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/ayoze-perez-latest-tottenham-consider-tabling-15m-bid-for-newcastles-young-striker-10481214.html http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/602051/Tottenham-Newcastle-Ayoze-Perez-West-Brom-Saido-Berahino-Transfer-News-Gossip http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3217462/Tottenham-look-Newcastle-striker-Ayoze-Perez-prepare-launch-15m-bid.html So yes, colour me pessimistic. Whether you believe those stories were true or not, this regime cannot be trusted when it realizes it has talent it can cash in on. Anyways, I'm gonna go back to making stuff up.

Forgive me for being pessimistic whenever something good happens under this regime :eye roll:

Let's not go overboard, here. You forgot us trying to flog him to Spurs a few weeks ago? The sword is always double-edged at NUFC, and hangs over us much like it did over Damocles, except it's always pointed at our butts.

I wonder what message Pardew sent those kids who idolized HBA. "You'll never amount to nothin', you little shit. Track back!"

Haven't seen much in him to warrant a starting berth in the team, but maybe he can show what he can do off the bench if/when Mitrez tire and one of them needs to be taken off. I do like the suggested idea of us having a squad and players to choose from

Fair point.

Watching him makes me wonder what would've happened to Kemen, Abeid and other young players we signed from the continent only to have been wasted or ignored by shite managers. Maybe this coaching setup would've actually helped them develop.

Just had a look. Started that Spurs game because an in-form Cisse was injured. Wasn't it noted that it was Carver () who recommended to Pardew to start him? I'm sure after extensive genealogical research into the Perez family tree he realized that he had the adequate DNA to start for us.

It's funny because everything you've said is actually true His main ability is to pull the wool over managers' eyes into thinking he is actually a footballer.

How refreshing is it for a manager to actually use common sense. Been saying this for years that you need strikers to help make space for creative players. The harder working / more physical the better, as long as they provide a threat so they don't get ignored. I thought Riviere after his first couple of games might do this for Perez but he was proven to be turboshite quite quickly. Had Perez even played for us in Riviere's first couple of games? I stand corrected, I wrote about him making space for Cisse. Same logic though. Have we ever seen Perez and Riviere up top in a flat 4-4-2? One thing I'm thankful for about being an NUFC fan so far is how little of Riviere I'd had to actually see. Please don't even mention his name.

It's more that as soon as he receives the ball, there is suddenly order within chaos. Which, as every person who's ever taken a creative course in college would tell you, is the very definition of beauty. Like all truly great players, he gives you a snapshot of how the game is supposed to be played, while he is on the ball or is interacting with it somehow. Even whenever he loses it, his body bends and shapes itself in trying to attain the correct technique needed to complete the soon-to-be-failed move, and even that attempt has more order in it than Obertan's bald fucking head.

79 CVs went straight into the bin.

I'm glad he mentioned Steve McClaren So random and awesome. Cranking up the psychology games against McShteve before tomorrow! Don't worry, he's already fucking crumbled.

Love it. Unpant all of them, the wankers.

Losing is a difficult philosophy to break. And very easy to do it consistently.

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No ta to Townsend.