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Kenwyn Jones. Kenwyn. Motherfucking. Jones. What the fuck has happened to our club?

Comedy Friday today on here.

I agree all in all, Ian. It's just that he didn't enamor himself in glory with his post-match comments (no idea why he was shoved in front of cameras in the first place), smugness and the betting scandal, for which he should've been sacked or fined heavily. He probably made it all back betting on us.

I have more movement in my bowels.

Dan Gosling's left.

This Pardew-arse-licking fuckface better not show his face or associate his name around our club again. He epitomized what was / is wrong with our club at the moment under the 'King,' who chooses players based on who's got his tongue wedged as far up his arse as he has up Ashley's arse, in some kind of super-ugly Human Centipede. Hope he rots in hell. I hope he continues to be proud of his performances in 4-0 thrashings and all in all looks after his own interests and spouts absolute horseshite as he's done in the last few months here. And of course, falling on his arse when inside the box. Fucking useless player.

When did he say this? It's in The Shields Gazette mate My local Canadian newsagents doesn't carry it

When did he say this?

Unbelievable the keeper wasn't called on his bullshit. Those should have been retaken, and would've been in a league game or even during regulation time.

Fans should either boycott the first cup game we have scheduled or hold up sarcastic banners such as "Premier League is top priority!"

I don't understand, has there been news he's off?

Isn't there money in the cup run? I just don't understand the logic. If you get to the final and lose that's still more money you didn't have.

Right now I would honestly take 8th happily. I see us fighting relegation next year.

My question is, what kind of manager is this? Which manager does not want to win a fucking cup? Which manager would actually work under such conditions? Pardew is the dry, crusty spittoon that catches Ashley's self-induced seed on a daily basis.

I missed that, thanks for pushing me over the edge! (resisting the urge to add more exclamation marks)

I really don't know why we bother. I think that takes the biscuit as the most absurd thing to come out of the clubs mouth in recent years. Yep, that is a shocking quote and I'm actually trying to forget it exists. I've blocked it out already, and I hope to never read it again. Unreal.

This. Also, wtf? Document question: What is the club's ambition going forward? Given the target this season was a top ten finish and it has been achieved, what will the target for progression be in the league next year? Also, what is the target for cup competitions next year? The board reiterated the club's commitment to an open and consistent communications process with fans. The board accepted that the second half of the season had been disappointing but underlined its aim of improving on 16th-place finish in 2012/13 with a top ten finish in 2013/14 had been realised. It was stated that the club's aims for the 2014/15 Premier League season would be made public once they had been determined. The board reiterated that the Premier League will remain the club's priority. ----- So, erm, "fuck the cupz," alright, but you still haven't determined WHERE you want to finish next year? How about a simple fucking "we'll aim for the European places" placeholder of a statement? At least fucking LIE to us and make us feel good. Motherfuckers, man. Mother. Fuck. Chill oot. They will state the targets for next season when they have a better idea surely. No point expecting Europe if the sum total of our summer spend is Colback and a half chewed ham sandwich. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you one of the "Club Representatives?" Get real here, man. They're taking us for a ride, and these minutes have just left me fuming. The more I read, the more I fume. Document question: Why - when we have largely played one game per week and had far fewer injuries to key players - have we been much worse than last season when we also played in the Europa League? The board again accepted that the team had underperformed during the second half of the season. It was noted that the better performances had been witnessed by fans away from home. And what the fuck does that mean? That home fans put too much pressure? ^

This. Also, wtf? Document question: What is the club's ambition going forward? Given the target this season was a top ten finish and it has been achieved, what will the target for progression be in the league next year? Also, what is the target for cup competitions next year? The board reiterated the club's commitment to an open and consistent communications process with fans. The board accepted that the second half of the season had been disappointing but underlined its aim of improving on 16th-place finish in 2012/13 with a top ten finish in 2013/14 had been realised. It was stated that the club's aims for the 2014/15 Premier League season would be made public once they had been determined. The board reiterated that the Premier League will remain the club's priority. ----- So, erm, "fuck the cupz," alright, but you still haven't determined WHERE you want to finish next year? How about a simple fucking "we'll aim for the European places" placeholder of a statement? At least fucking LIE to us and make us feel good. Motherfuckers, man. Mother. Fuck.

The bit about players wanting to play for us is pertinent imo. We're quickly running out of time in that respect as we've been shit for so long. Hatem could have been part of a team that inspired the next generation to want to play for NUFC. Nah, just kick it up to Shola. Spot on. Sigh.

What's your team, Deuce? Timbers?

I would say I agree here with Deuce, at least for us, the prices are reasonable. But Toronto is a ridiculous city, if we make Playoffs I bet we'll have the most expensive tickets, as just happened in Basketball. We're a success-starved city who hasn't won shit in ages. The Leafs have a lot in common with Newcastle as we average one of the highest attendances in the league, with some of the highest ticket prices, but our last trophy was in 1967. I can see TFC going down the same road. Our fans are really passionate, and to be honest, like Deuce, I do feel a kinship with the MLS to a certain degree. We are all a part of it, and we've done our bit for it to grow. I certainly cannot hate on it for trying. I will continue to go to games, it's definitely a good time out. I do remember the time one of our strikers took a shot and it left the stadium and went into the parking lot, though. Lovely stuff, like I said.

I said he wouldn't really add anything to the league, and he wouldn't. He'd be around for two seasons at most while probably being out injured for most of the time. It's an MLS 1.0 move. Mate, Stephen Caldwell starts for us. And how are you lot doing again? We actually should be doing better! The signings we made were top notch and we have the best recruiter in the business.