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Could you tell me what he actually does? Well he managed to bezazzle HBA on the half way line, taking the ball of him will ease, before going upfield to score in the derby. Gozzas replacement and if he turns out better than expected it will be a bonus for me. Oh and fwiw HBA couldnt control the pass, exhibited no skill whatsoever, fell over then when to confront the ref with gloves on while all that went on. Do you also have such reports written for each time HBA displayed something positive? I hope so, along with all the other talent our fraud of a manager is shoving out the door to be replaced by one-minute-wonders like Colback and his glory moment that you just described, which will likely define his entire fucking career and earn him a move here. Good to know it's something people can hang their coat on.

Can't sustain a cup push without bodies in the squad. Don't even mention cups, it just makes me want to cry into a bowl of lager-filled bowl of cereal.

Bottled Dog, so that's where we are at now? "Bodies?" Fucking anyone with a breath? Fuck that shit man, raise that fucking bar a tad.

Cheerio.

My issue is that he'll take someone notable out, like Anita, from the team. Or even Cabella once he is Pardewed and he doesn't put in a 'tackol.' Wait for it. He'll fucking start every game until his contract runs out, keeping youngsters on the bench, if we still have this fraud in charge for much longer.

This.

Please just let me vent, man. Jack fucking Colback.

When exactly is the fixture list out? I want to make my first trip to SJP as I have to be in England for a wedding this August, but I need to know if I'll still get good flight deals if I wait until it comes out. My window is between August 16 - 28th, hoping there is at least ONE home game I can attend. The wedding falls on the 23rd though :S

He's another Gosling, but since he scored against us, he's suddenly looked upon as some sort of fucking Lampard.

You are a fucking loon. Good luck to the lad if he signs, hope he does well for us. He clearly has an affinity for us if he wants to sign for us despite the current lot in charge. It's because he knows he'll never play for a football club as big as NUFC in a million years without cunts like ours in charge. Same reason other cunts with contempt for the fans like Rob Elliot want to be here. "Affinity" ffs. Aye I can certainly see why you'd think that from his previous behaviour. Team Wullie. Fuck Colback, what's becoming of our club? We should all be collectively appalled at being linked with this talentless hack, much like how we are at the hack in our dugout.

But it's the French league, marra, they play against schoolgirls so everyone looks good. /pardewapologist

Completely missed it

What's with the incorrectly included apostrophe in the thread title?

You can still shoot with more power than a wet musket, with all those aforementioned, very real, factors taken into account. He's a wet musket.

Thanks for the memories, Shola. Legend, I guess? Cult... something or the other. Lest we forget. Mackem Slayer forever.

Best laugh of the week, my word. Love World Cup years.

All done. Thanks for all the memories. Wish you'd nutted Souness and Carver a few more times.

Worra bunch of cunts.

Sooooooo, we're gonna leave the article with his agent's comments about him making a run for it in the rumours thread? Thanks Ashley, Pardew, this is what happens when you lack ambition. And he can fuck off as well, I'm sure he will flourish as a defensive right-winger in Monaco.

Only no one is asking you to be happy with anything, just maybe stop banging on about it in every thread. It's more like talking to a colleague about a project you're working on together only to have him constantly turn it to how much he hates his boss. Yeah, we get it, can we get back to actually doing our jobs now? We ain't got no job to do, sir. We're the customers, and all customers, in every field, just fucking whinge and whine about everything Even when things are going well. I'm part of a project at work where we ask customers to rate their experience with us, and 40% of responses or more are "oh I just don't give 10's, but everything was perfect. So 8. Not a 10." Fucking does your head in.

Yes, let's all jerk off to our current situation. It's like asking a fucking depressive who's just lost his job to "gizza smile, lad." Fully expect him to nut someone.

Fuck Colback.

izze Brazilian?

... and we take a foothold on another rung down the ladder. Kenwyn Jones and Jack Colback. Any fan thinking these two are worthy of this club have truly drunk the club's coolaid.

Right-wing defender or new left back!