DJ_NUFC

It's a small word, so I can see why you might have missed it, but "if" is quite important to understanding what I'm saying. Yes, that was quite condescending, sorry. It's not really aimed at you, I'm just sick of people misunderstanding what I'm saying, some of them seemingly deliberately, again not you. Also, people buying into rumours and deluding themselves about what's good for the club is exactly what I've been calling people mongs for all week, so I'm not sure what you mean actually. Also, what have I made up by the way? Quick, Indi, I need some training. Thomas is after me in the other thread. You paved the way, we're just following. Here you, a master-class in condescension: http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?action=profile;u=1106;sa=showPosts This should read like the Bushido for N-O, I assume. Cheers

It's a small word, so I can see why you might have missed it, but "if" is quite important to understanding what I'm saying. Yes, that was quite condescending, sorry. It's not really aimed at you, I'm just sick of people misunderstanding what I'm saying, some of them seemingly deliberately, again not you. Also, people buying into rumours and deluding themselves about what's good for the club is exactly what I've been calling people mongs for all week, so I'm not sure what you mean actually. Also, what have I made up by the way? Quick, Indi, I need some training. Thomas is after me in the other thread. You paved the way, we're just following.

Probably the best post I've read on this forum in my entire time here. Though before you get a big head, bear in mind the standard of the competition. He may he some decent points, but he ends up looking like a complete f***ing cock with his snobbish use of 'mongs'. Could you also tell me what being unemployed has to do with it? Do you not realise the history of the area? Are all the decent, hard working people made unemployed going to be tarred with the same brush? Hopefully it'll never happen to you. Prick. On another point, maybe it's time for the media to stop believing what the media write. Oh my Lord. Okay, since this board is uber PC now, along with going on record denying that I look down upon the good men and women who serve their national forces, I now append to that same record that I do not think lowly about the 'people of the area.' It made me feel better to describe the pitchfork brigade thus just as you feel better by calling me a prick. I, Sir, have been unemployed before. If anything, I have more in common with these common people of whom you speak than with almost anyone on this board. In the heat of the moment though, and when you see them on telly, you can't help but vomit such a vitriol at them. Sorry, but after what you postwed, I find that very difficult to believe. I could care less what you believe. You can keep calling me a prick, though. I'm pretty forgiving .

Shite few days there mate but congratulations on the new job Hurray for the working people. I went almost 6 months without a job, in which my persistency landed me around a dozen job interviews, after which I finally landed the one I'm in right now. Do you want my life story as well, Thomas? I also got circumcised last year. Photos or it didn't happen. [/GeJon] Not so easy. You have to take me out to dinner first.

Shite few days there mate but congratulations on the new job Hurray for the working people. I went almost 6 months without a job, in which my persistency landed me around a dozen job interviews, after which I finally landed the one I'm in right now. Do you want my life story as well, Thomas? I also got circumcised last year.

Probably the best post I've read on this forum in my entire time here. Though before you get a big head, bear in mind the standard of the competition. He may he some decent points, but he ends up looking like a complete fucking cock with his snobbish use of 'mongs'. Could you also tell me what being unemployed has to do with it? Do you not realise the history of the area? Are all the decent, hard working people made unemployed going to be tarred with the same brush? Hopefully it'll never happen to you. Prick. On another point, maybe it's time for the media to stop believing what the media write. Oh my Lord. Okay, since this board is uber PC now, along with going on record denying that I look down upon the good men and women who serve their national forces, I now append to that same record that I do not think lowly about the 'people of the area.' It made me feel better to describe the pitchfork brigade thus just as you feel better by calling me a prick. I, Sir, have been unemployed before. If anything, I have more in common with these common people of whom you speak than with almost anyone on this board. In the heat of the moment though, and when you see them on telly, you can't help but vomit such a vitriol at them.

The club's statement listing their 'facts' contradicted their earlier public statements and were issued in order to blame Keegan. issued in response to keegans earlier "let the manager manage" line as issued on his behalf by the LMA. So you agree with me that the statements issued were not "without blame for anyone" Thanks in advance I've already answered this. Go back a few pages. Of course I agree with you, but I repeat... it wasn't enough incriminating evidence to bombard down the street calling for a cockney genocide.

But you and others continue to call fans with differing opinions to you..."mongs". You lot here have created a word to describe your own in a derogatory way simply because you yourselves are lost and are void of info. Yet rather than cry out for that info you decide to rip into those who have emotions and love this club as much as you do. Shame on all of you. Saying they have the inability to think because they took the fact there was no communication from the club and acted angrily is completely unfair. So they were meant to do nothing due to the vacuum of info from the people managing their club? See your own first point. You know this how? You saw the news and made your opinion. Hypocrite. You have made your point in black and white so it is completely fair to make a direct assumption of you using YOUR words. Complete and utter scumbag. Snobbery at it's best and a bigot. So guys in the army are assholes, clueless etc? Once again, as it's clear it won't sink in, you are a bigot. And none of this irony crap please...I made this assumption from your actual words written here. Those who don't seem to have the same cultural background to you or have a career that you see as not fit, are then branded as assholes. Shame on you. There's a lot of clever people in the army smart arse and unemployed people aren't automatically clueless fucks. Indeed. But try this yourself too before making ignorant comments. Or are you above everyone else? Seems by your comments you think you are. Agreed. But the fans irrationality has been fuel by the club's...not the other way around. Maybe you're angry too and maybe you chose your words badly due to the anger or emotion. But will others show you compassion were you clearly can't show them? I missed that the first time. Can I categorially go on record and say that I do not believe all people who work for their national forces are idiots? That did make me laugh, though.

But you and others continue to call fans with differing opinions to you..."mongs". You lot here have created a word to describe your own in a derogatory way simply because you yourselves are lost and are void of info. Yet rather than cry out for that info you decide to rip into those who have emotions and love this club as much as you do. Shame on all of you. Saying they have the inability to think because they took the fact there was no communication from the club and acted angrily is completely unfair. So they were meant to do nothing due to the vacuum of info from the people managing their club? See your own first point. You know this how? You saw the news and made your opinion. Hypocrite. You have made your point in black and white so it is completely fair to make a direct assumption of you using YOUR words. Complete and utter scumbag. Snobbery at it's best and a bigot. So guys in the army are assholes, clueless etc? Once again, as it's clear it won't sink in, you are a bigot. And none of this irony crap please...I made this assumption from your actual words written here. Those who don't seem to have the same cultural background to you or have a career that you see as not fit, are then branded as assholes. Shame on you. There's a lot of clever people in the army smart arse and unemployed people aren't automatically clueless fucks. Indeed. But try this yourself too before making ignorant comments. Or are you above everyone else? Seems by your comments you think you are. Agreed. But the fans irrationality has been fuel by the club's...not the other way around. Maybe you're angry too and maybe you chose your words badly due to the anger or emotion. But will others show you compassion were you clearly can't show them? Whilst I do agree I'm above everyone else, I'll stick to your questions. I definitely am a victim of the moment, the moment which has now lasted, what, a fortnight? The same moment which sparked the raw emotion, anger, confusion and sheer fear of destabilising our club even more than we've already seen over the past few years. What I mean to say is that the last thing we needed was for everyone to jump to conclusions and calling for people heads and blaming people on national TV with the same amount of facts that we all have had to work with. What is wrong with protesting for answers? What is wrong with demanding an audience from the owners? Surely skipping that whole tedious process of asking for answers and instead asking to get rid of the problem altogether (who saw this as a solution?) by calling for the whole 'cockney mafia' needs to be addressed as a shortsighted, ridiculously reactionary and uninformed thing to do. We're all in the same boat here, as you said. And sadly we can't control the actions of a minority, but when that minority has the voice and stature of a supposed collective majority then we have to speak up and say 'no, that's not me and does not represent how I feel.' THAT gives us the right to condemn and question the motives of the protest. Not to question if they had a right to protest or not. Hell, if I had been in Newcastle I'd have been with them, but probably doing the whole peaceful "where art thou" act rather than 'sack the board.' But of course, in hindsight it's forgivable as it's the moment that has driven us all batshit. It's with the same intensity with which I penned the first post, where I insulted noble Army-men (surely you didn't take that seriously?) and, admittedly, acted like a general snob. Apologies if I caused any lasting offence. Although, I have to say, nothing wrong with being a snob.

But you and others continue to call fans with differing opinions to you..."mongs". You lot here have created a word to describe your own in a derogatory way simply because you yourselves are lost and are void of info. Yet rather than cry out for that info you decide to rip into those who have emotions and love this club as much as you do. Shame on all of you. Saying they have the inability to think because they took the fact there was no communication from the club and acted angrily is completely unfair. So they were meant to do nothing due to the vacuum of info from the people managing their club? See your own first point. You know this how? You saw the news and made your opinion. Hypocrite. You have made your point in black and white so it is completely fair to make a direct assumption of you using YOUR words. Complete and utter scumbag. Snobbery at it's best and a bigot. So guys in the army are assholes, clueless etc? Once again, as it's clear it won't sink in, you are a bigot. And none of this irony crap please...I made this assumption from your actual words written here. Those who don't seem to have the same cultural background to you or have a career that you see as not fit, are then branded as assholes. Shame on you. There's a lot of clever people in the army smart arse and unemployed people aren't automatically clueless fucks. Indeed. But try this yourself too before making ignorant comments. Or are you above everyone else? Seems by your comments you think you are. Agreed. But the fans irrationality has been fuel by the club's...not the other way around. Maybe you're angry too and maybe you chose your words badly due to the anger or emotion. But will others show you compassion were you clearly can't show them? Whilst I do agree I'm above everyone else, I'll stick to your questions. I definitely am a victim of the moment, the moment which has now lasted, what, a fortnight? The same moment which sparked the raw emotion, anger, confusion and sheer fear of destabilising our club even more than we've already seen over the past few years. What I mean to say is that the last thing we needed was for everyone to jump to conclusions and calling for people heads and blaming people on national TV with the same amount of facts that we all have had to work with. What is wrong with protesting for answers? What is wrong with demanding an audience from the owners? Surely skipping that whole tedious process of asking for answers and instead asking to get rid of the problem altogether (who saw this as a solution?) by calling for the whole 'cockney mafia' needs to be addressed as a shortsighted, ridiculously reactionary and uninformed thing to do. We're all in the same boat here, as you said. And sadly we can't control the actions of a minority, but when that minority has the voice and stature of a supposed collective majority then we have to speak up and say 'no, that's not me and does not represent how I feel.' THAT gives us the right to condemn and question the motives of the protest. Not to question if they had a right to protest or not. Hell, if I had been in Newcastle I'd have been with them, but probably doing the whole peaceful "where art thou" act rather than 'sack the board.' But of course, in hindsight it's forgivable as it's the moment that has driven us all batshit. It's with the same intensity with which I penned the first post, where I insulted noble Army-men (surely you didn't take that seriously?) and, admittedly, acted like a general snob. Apologies if I caused any lasting offence. Although, I have to say, nothing wrong with being a snob.

There's a massive difference between dealing with situations regarding transfer rumours and rightfully hiding those moves and staying mum when half the city's outside your door demanding answers and calling for your head. Also, habits need to be broken depending on the severity of a situation. In this case, the very notion of the club staying in power as opposed to who we're signing or we're interested in.

Yakuza are a Japanese gang.

The club's statement listing their 'facts' contradicted their earlier public statements and were issued in order to blame Keegan. Aye, again, diplomacy won due to legal issues. Still no substance though. Blame does not equate to truth, and it certainly isn't enough incriminating evidence to march to the castle calling for the Majesty's head. Having said that, this whole thing would've been handled properly by a mature individual: the old fashioned football owner who puts his emotions aside, takes heat from the supporters with his head held high and steps out to face the noise.

Holy shit, the voice of reason. What took you? I've been at work. Ensuring people's home phone services function properly. Civil servant et al.

Communication was the main issue here. And people's (mongs') inability to think and the expert ability to eat up whatever they're told by the media. To this day there has been no confirmation about the following stories: A) Wise and his evil masterplan and domineering presence B) Keegan's superstar wishlist which included Maradona C) KK didn't want to sell Milner but was forced to face the media and take the blame. D) The long list of exodus Llambias framed, notarised, and handed to KK which prompted him to punch Llambias in the face and walk out. E) KK's bust-up (physical or purely oratory) with the 'board members.' F) Xisco & Gonzales being 'nobodies' in KK's mind. The list continues. The only statements from the club and Keegan have been extremely diplomatic, guarded and without blame for anyone but the veiled circumstances which nobody knows anything about. Yet it took the assholes about half a day to start protesting and chanting 'Sack the Board' at the top of their voices. Unemployed, Army-joining, clueless fucks. Can we please, for the sake of sanity, wait to judge all parties when some semblance of truth comes to light? Sadly, all Ashley had to do was descend down the steps of St. James' or go on Sky and open a dialogue with the fans. Or even release a statement of what has gone on behind the scenes. The fans, majority of them, would have been placated and the sane ones would've been happy to give him as much time he needs to sort things out, with or without Keegan. Rationality has been lacking from everyone in this matter, KK, the club and, especially, the fans.

Can we have a protest now with the banners of 'Well, we didn't mean it LITERALLY...?' Who's a mong on here?

Thank you.

INDIAN billionaire Anil Ambani says he has pulled out of a deal trying to buy Newcastle United. A spokesman for his Reliance Group said this afternoon: “We are no longer interested in buying Newcastle because of the turbulent conditions which currently exist there and because we have been unable to have any satisfying talks with anyone from the club.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/09/12/indian-pulls-out-of-toon-bid-72703-21806757/ Oh fuckin' hell. *Sigh* What's next for us, eh?

Does anyone have a link to direct quotes?

You're a motherfucking stupid son of a whore, and I hope you die a sorry death you fucking loser. Get out of high school. Not only is this gag done, you just helped me crash my fuckin' browser which had some very, very important links open for the past four days for very good reason. Can we ban this shit now, please? For fuck's sake. lol lol... sorry. I just woke up, and read that again. Apologies. I had four days' worth of work-related documents sitting in my browser and I was taking a little break from working when I happened to click on your link. It was 1AM and it absolutely blew my lid, as you can imagine (and subsequently saw). I suppose my issue is just as Role Model described: I use Firefox and I just have no choice but to fuckin' go to Task Manager and shut the whole browser down. I don't have the slightest bit of patience to "sit through the lyrics." With each lyric that popped up I wanted to smash my monitor. No way in hell am I sitting through all the lyrics. Who made this shit anyways? Rick Rolling actually used to be a chuckle as it was simply a link to the youtube video. This link has totally killed it. Talk about geeks overdoing it. So yeah, sorry Messiah, nothing personal, mate.

You're a motherfucking stupid son of a whore, and I hope you die a sorry death you fucking loser. Get out of high school. Not only is this gag done, you just helped me crash my fuckin' browser which had some very, very important links open for the past four days for very good reason. Can we ban this shit now, please? For fuck's sake.

In no way am I defending the non-inclusion of Young tbh. He should be playing. Exclusion?

I lived in Croydon . It's exactly how it's described. Psh, Smertin doesn't know what he's missing. Albanians, dark-skinned people, bear-fights in daylight. Whitgift Centre repreZent!

Still a better ratio than Smithie.

Make her wear her underwear on the outside.