DJ_NUFC

Spot on, incredible that anyone tries to dispute it. But we got relegated. With Mitro as our main striker. Incredible anyone tries to dispute that.

Clearly neither Joselu or Gayle can score a goal between them. Kebabs or no kebabs, if Mitrovic coiuld’ve scored a few goals to keeps us in the premier league then give him the ones with extra meat. So our last relegation season completely didn't happen now. His consistent, constant, legendary misses that relegated us have been excised from collective memory by Men in Black.

Pictured observing our shooting drills there.

Mitro has suddenly become a goalmachine, maverick Ben Arfa type 2 days he's been gone Some posters on this forum, man. The dude fucking sucked balls for us. If he was a goalmachine, even if he'd not trained, Rafa would've started him every game. As would have every other manager. But he's a young lad who struggled with the pace of the league. He's best suited to another country where the pace is slower. I don't know why people are acting as if he was 100% the best striker at the club when even when he actually started, he wasn't any better than Joselu or Gayle.

This forum's going to the pits

Can we not just put him on the bench up front? Would offer more by standing up and participating when the ball comes towards him and sitting back down when it's gone than what Joselu / Gayle offer. We just have to make sure he's not offside when we pass to him.

There are very few footballers talented enough to justify still being picked if they're not putting the effort in during training. Unfortunately Mitrovic isn't one of them. Exactly this. If you're Romario or Ben Arfa or Georgie Best, sure, even the manager will be forced to pick you even if you turn up to training in a dress and drunk, but Mitro isn't exactly in that class.

Well he has a whopping 10 games to save us. No pressure.

This nugget: Ashley backed Rafa in the championship and also gave him a decent amount this window, no one forced Rafa to buy Manquillo or Joselu...infact I'd expect a world class boss to have better contacts in football than he's shown. They'd have something to fucking moan about if Ashley just pocketed the cash from all the transfers. He probably could have sold the club for 100 million less if he had tho

Again, this seems to be because we know at the back of our minds that our strikers dont' fucking score goals, we rarely get goals, so even just getting one, we try to protect it. I mean, we don't even score on the break, our strikers miss sitters, lol.

NUFC's motto under the Ashley regime since 2008.

And thankfully we have you supplying us with a manure-truck filled to the brim with pungent criticism.

What an awful thing to say. I really feel like this stuff gets said so often now that the universe can't help but agree and oblige. Terrible stuff. Literally so spot on - as much as many will write it off an nonsense. I wholeheartedly agree KaKa, great post. Yes. Yes, great post. The entire universe, every single atom through time and existence, reads this fucking forum and changes events based on what some fucker posts Guys, grab a drink. Watch Cosmos. Let NDGT talk some perspective into you. I know the feel, we're down and out as NUFC fans, but let's not unclench our fingers from the last bit of rationality we have remaining within.

Only reason we're constantly low on confidence and riding our luck is because we batter teams for 60-odd minutes and our strikers simply do not score. I have zero confidence in us scoring from open play. It's fucking ridiculous.

GOAT

Diame was amazing. MOTM.

It does seem surprising how he never gets injured

Deserve to lose this now. Thanks Ashley.

I have no words for this guy. At least Luuk De Jong and Riviere were dropped after a while.

Just want to end this misery. Put us out. Why do we even try.

Joselu has to be done today at this club.

Only one goal behind Joselu in scoring?

Lascelles needs to play upfront

Atsu and Dummett need to come off.