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We can always try him at DM. No loves a bit of CB at DM action.

Just says he doesn't understand Newcastle (the club or the people) and if he doesn't want to run it properly he should sell to someone who does. Also the story about how they shook hands on a deal for Shearer to stay on as manager after relegation and he hasn't spoken to him since Thanks. Gonna listen to it soon. Ashley is despicable.

Anything about Ashley in there? Does Al call him a cunt?

I don't understand people like Charnley. What makes some two-bit former chai-walla so loyal to his boss that he's willing to mislead government agencies? Why not just fucking quit?

I miss the days when two legendary strikers wanted to play for us and score goals on the regular. Compared to our current crop of strikers

The gap for the North Sea in that paper pushed them onto the next page.

This is my worry. Plus the nerve of the fucking man. If he'd only run us like a proper business and club, he would stand to make a lot more. Instead he's constantly focused on fleecing whomever he does business with to maximize his own pennies without spending any. I'm concerned he won't let go of the SD branding opportunity that easily, he may have a provision that all that tat stays up, regardless of majority stakeholder.

If this happens, I'll fly in from Canada to attend and celebrate.

I'm with sixx. I was trying to embed a WTF gif to the post above but for some reason my phone kept failing. That post was mental. I saw the GIF it worked, then you must have deleted it, it was Jared 2 from Silicon Valley. Seemed to some it up better than the term mental does tbh Haha, nice, it wouldn't load for me for some reason! Jared usually sums things up better than anyone.

Screw you guys

I for one welcome our new MILF overlord.

I'm with sixx. I was trying to embed a WTF gif to the post above but for some reason my phone kept failing. That post was mental.

I for one welcome our new Middle-Eastern overlords.

Not Gamez man I've been confused ever since he mentioned it was Gamez That is NOT Gamez, right?

As a backup, sure. I don't think we should be starting him yet. Thankfully he's still young.

Plus, imagine having a MILF for an owner. Phwoar.

A fantastic post.

Also, Lascelles seemed to have been giving him a right bollocking during the goal celebration. Maybe telling him that he told him he can score and be a success here? Seemed very much an "I told you so" kind of bollocking.

This guy is fucking terrible Not sold on him at all. Mbemba for me, pls .

Imagine getting that kind of love and adulation, man. I don't get that at home, fuck.

He does work his bollocks off. Rafa's Colback

Imagine the scenes on here if that didn't go in.

Man, we should build a statue of him made from gold if Rafa has a hand in ousting Ashley

I agree. He's also often so deep, like FFS, we need him around or in the box, but he's often in that weird grey area between CM and #10.

That's why I said he needs to be given a rest, but we seem to be out of options in that position. We so badly needed to buy a #10 and a striker, FFS. Ashley is a cunt.