Decky

Just like he did at Man Utd. Fuck we’ve been shit for so long.

Just bland and forgettable really.

It’s going to be weird as fuck seeing this man playing for Man City like.

If he goes to PSG then Messi will probably never equal or better his CL winning record. It'd also be another one of the top 5 league titles in the bag. Makes the most sense unless he wants to walk to another PL medal.

CL group draw currently on: I hate how they drag this out with shite every year. Just do the draw.

We’re a dead cert for this. An absolute stone wall dead cert. We’ll be 20th. We are complete shite.

Fuck off

My God man, please fuck off Bruce.

Can’t even beat a Burnley team who couldn’t be arsed at home. Just fucking go man, retire and fuck off.

Pens at full time is it?

You wonder how Arsenal will respond after tonight. These games can be great confidence boosters. Our approach is predictably stinking and if anything this could damage us further.

This just popped up on my YouTube recommendations.

So does almost every footballer who wants to move though. This is Cristiano Ronaldo man. He has every right to choose how his career comes to an end and he can go anywhere.

Sitting 19th after two games. Will we get out of the bottom 3 at all this season? Things look pretty terrible so far.

Thank you so much Premier League for looking after our best interests.

Life is too short, if PIF bought us and pumped tons of money into us like City fuck it. I want to see us win trophies and league titles, I want to see up compete in the CL and have the best players. I understand there are issues with being linked to Saudi Arabia but I believe you can be totally against the abhorrent human rights abuses in SA but still celebrate the successes of a PIF owned Newcastle.

33 in 2 days. In fairness he bagged 48 goals last season, the man is absolutely unreal. I still think he'd be top class in the PL but City should definitely focus on Kane. He could play at PSG for about 5 years though.

Amazing how much airtime they've put in with their podcasts since the start of this too isn't it? Waffling on about shite.

Getting rid of Schar. I'd be raging if that happens, and you know he'll go for fuck all too.

Works "in the sex industry" ffs. Bit vague there. Does she sell dildos or is she a whore Keith?

What are Barca, Madrid and Juventus hoping to even do with the Super League when they can't get anyone to join it? Certainly not anyone decent it seems. Its absolutely laughable too that UEFA have allowed those 3 clubs into the CL this season. All three should be told to fuck off until they bin the SL off.

Pep will be trying to offload the likes of Bernardo Silva so he can still pretend they need to sell before they can buy..

City's bench is worth £347m and their starting 11 worth over £500m.

The ref is allowed to run and look at it on the monitor so when it goes to VAR he should be over there every single time and watching it while talking to the VAR officials. Taking their word for it when he has the option to see it again himself as well is a fucking joke tbh.