Decky

Huge week for us now. Need Southampton to beat Brighton this weekend to set up a massive game next Saturday. Win it and we'll be 5 points clear of Brighton going into the final games which might be too much for them to claw back.

Has this woman in commentary ever actually seen Andy Carroll play?

And there it is.

Murphy should have started, or at least came on much earlier. Offers much more out wide than Joe fucking linton anyway.

Shelvey bringing back the set penis days.

This has to be a PL record for the most failed crosses in one match. Every last one has found a Villa player.

Pretty sure Sanson falling into Willock like that would have been given as a free anywhere else on the pitch.

We've been shocking but yet we've still made no changes.

That counter attack ffs. Absolutely awful and Willock was particularly dreadful.

Game was there for the taking. Barkley will sort Villa out here. Fully expect them to win.

Barkley coming on. Thats us fucked now.

Need to try Murphy and Longstaff now. Murphy is much better than either winger that's on now and Longstaff can at least hit a ball from range. This is abysmal.

HT. Brilliant. How's everyone's Friday night going?

Cant see us keeping them out.

The most ridiculous thing about playing 3 ft tall Ryan Fraser in the middle is that we're constantly crossing the ball into him.

:lol:

FYP

How many crosses are we gonna put in before we try something else? Clearly isn't working lads.

Where the fuck is Gayle supposed to be playing?

Fucking Shelvey man. Honestly hes the biggest conman we've had in the squad for years. People constantly think he's a good player without watching us and seeing that he's fucking shite.

Fucking Shelvey man. Constantly just punting the ball 50 yards without even looking up to see where its going.

Watkins hatrick coming up.

We haven't a hope here.

Pardew was at least liked for a period of time when we finished 5th, this cunt here is a complete disaster. He arrived as a failed Sunderland manager, statistically the worst manager in Premier League history and all of us knew what was coming. We knew he would tear down all of Rafa's good work, we knew he'd play dreadful football, we knew he'd be a liar and a prick in interviews and we knew ultimately it'd end up in relegation. The fact that he might go one step further and actually keep us in the Championship next season when by all accounts we should be bouncing straight back up is making him hated even more. Hes a wanker and should never have got this job. I dunno if its just apathy setting in but I don't hate him as much as some managers we've had. Kinnear and Carver were fucking atrocious, the latter was a complete nightmare of epic proportions. Once we go down though Bruce will overtake the lot of them for me I'm sure.

He won't last once fans are back in the ground. He's got off lightly and he's still losing it.