Decky

Really refreshing hearing Carragher give an honest assessment of our current state. So many pundits and commentators are afraid to do it.

Yes, COVID. That’s what he had. COVID. Yes that’s what he had Ok Why don't you believe he had covid?

Some seriously bad haircuts in this game.

Fraser coming on to do fuck all as usual.

The string of the usual cliches at full time from this cunt is gonna destroy me tonight.

If that fat cunt Ashley is watching this he surely has to see the players aren't playing for Bruce anymore.

Why are people so confident hes going? We're literally trying to sort him out with a new coach.

We're not going to win another game under Bruce. The players have completely thrown the towel in.

Not sure why people are happy to see us lose this like. Bruce is clearly not going anywhere. I'd rather we didn't get relegated because it could fuck up our takeover.

Game over.

Manquillo is a terrible crosser of the ball. Its amazing how we've obviously worked on crossing it into the two strikers and yet we're relying on players who cant bloody cross. Why not start Murphy if that's the gameplan?

Free kick near the halfway line and we send it back to Darlow ffs.

He's complete dogshit. A throwback to the Alan Smith and Nicky Butt days.

Darlow has been great for us (that mistake aside), but once Dubs was fit he should have been back in. He's a far better keeper.

Carroll is such a fucking donkey man.

We really could have done with keeping it 0-0 until ASM comes on. I expect us to be 2 or 3 down by that stage now.

There's Watkins sorted anyway.

We're never scoring twice like so may as well turn it off.

Fucking hell.

Make sure not to go over 30% possession lads.

What is actually the point of this half an hour before the game?

No one at Sky Sports knows that Andy Carroll is finished do they?

Preparing myself for the "dust wuhselves doon" at about 22:15.

Barkley and Grealish are gonna fucking wreck us.

Obese dust lover