Decky

Think I only got 5 points.

Completely bottled it with the subs and the football was absolutely stinking. Fuck off Carver. If he gets the job I'm fucking off.

Please take Williamson Pardew.

Shite, but we knew that already.

Armstrong touched the ball yet?

This is embarrassing.

Carver has absolutely bottled this. He better not get the job ffs.

Pathetic fucking sub man.

Cabella would destroy this lot. Get Perez up front and Cabella on for Riviere in the 2nd half.

BANTZ

Cabella.

It's shite too.

Better? I'd rather the first letter of every word wasn't capitalised Mick if I'm honest.

I was nearly sick there like.

Stoke 1-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 1-1 Crystal Palace Hull 1-2 Everton Liverpool 3-0 Leicester Man City 2-0 Sunderland Newcastle 2-0 Burnley QPR 2-1 Swansea Southampton 1-1 Arsenal West Ham 2-0 West Brom Spurs 0-2 Chelsea

"Officially still the manager of the football club". Fuck off Carver.

Shelvey...probably. The great dope for England? Of course not. Yep.

Don't even fucking joke.

The only time I wanted us to lose was around the Stoke away game this year when another defeat could have spelled the end of Pardew. For me a defeat or 2 is worth it to get rid of a terrible manager, that's the long term picture I was looking at. From then onwards it was more not caring that we lost rather than actually wanting to lose. The not caring came from a disconnect through apathy and also a silver lining in that it heaps the pressure on Pardew. When I look back on the last few months I genuinely don't think I did anything wrong because my intentions were as loyal to our club as anyone elses. The fans who totally backed Pardew weren't a cancer to the club but they were a problem for sure. When a manager isn't good enough (and Pardew wasn't) you have to stand up and do something not just sit back and accept it because it means 'stability' and because you fear the next guy could be worse. Also some of these fans were aggressive and threatening to other fans who wanted Pardew to go, where is the respect there? These fans demanded respect with one hand and showed a lack of it with the other. The entire situation was messed up and is the only time in recent memory when I could see a massive divide in our fanbase. The whole thing can only be summed up as yet another symptom of Pardew's terrible time here and I for one am delighted it's over.

Fuck, I never even thought about the end of the set penis.

Just reply with "where was the good football when we..." and list every other team in the division.

I love how people keep saying about his winning run lifting us off the bottom, it's his fucking fault we were down at the bottom you stupid cunts.

Sack Pardew always said it wasn't personal ffs.

Stuck on Talk Sport and some fella was on there saying we should get Glenn Hoddle.

Did I miss it? TalkSport yeah?