Decky

What did Ferdinand do?

Still no Rooney.

What a goal.

Been set up lovely for the neutral this.

Giggs man.

Man Utd are definitely missing Rooney in that midfield. They can't keep the ball at all.

COME ON UNITED

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His subs were too late really but the fault for today falls at the feet of the players who didn't make their chances count. Swansea dominated the first half, then Newcastle came out in the second and took control so not much else can be asked of Pardew in that regard.

Redknapp

Marveaux coming on 89 minutes in.

We didn't make our chances and pressure count and we got punished. You could see this coming a mile away.

Desperately need to make this pressure count.

Wasting our chances, mint.

We're going to get absolutely bummed here if they don't wake the fuck up.

Cabaye injured?

Fucking hell

Chelsea 2-0 West Brom Everton 3-0 Reading Man Utd 2-0 Norwich Southampton 2-1 QPR Stoke City 1-1 West Ham Sunderland 0-1 Fulham Swansea 1-2 Newcastle Wigan 1-3 Liverpool Tottenham 3-2 Arsenal Aston Villa 0-2 Man City

I wasn't going to say anything about the missing head out of fear that I'd missed the joke somewhere.

That orange kit was class, I'd love us to have a similar one again soon.

He might be remembered fondly by just Stoke, bet he'll love the idea of that.

Can't believe I missed another week, I just kept putting it off.