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Difficult to say much about our first game against a very poor Sheffield Utd and against 10 men a lot of the game. Did look pretty decent and fresh though.

The Government has already got involved apparently. At least according to Craig Hope (I think it was).

he was also called a carpet-handed twat I'm 37 ffs and im laughing..

Someone on Twitter called Keys a "Wolf nonce". Thats a new

When Luke was a kid he tried to set fire to snow. All this while Ryder was stuck in a lamp post.

What did I miss ? Mordor Matters!

Weirdos.

No one really knows for sure, but i imagine that the potential new owners want to hit the ground running. Obviously won't be world beaters over a day, or buy players that the top top teams are going all in for. What I imagine though is that they will try and raise a few eyebrows and make people around the footballing world to take notice. That won't be by signing too many players from the bottom teams. They want to make Newcastle an attractive brand again. Having said this, spending money for the sake of it won't guarantee success as we all know. Getting the signings right is the most important thing after signing a top class manager.

You wouldn't want Max Arrons in at RB? Don't think Callum Wilson is an improvement on say Carroll? Don't think John McGinn or Cantwell would be an upgrade on Shelvey? Wouldn't even attempt Grealish for example? Genuine Q's by the way. Haven't really seen that much of McGinn or Aarons tbh. Obviously wouldn't say no to Grealish for example. Don't think I'd want Wilson, even though he's pretty decent. Would he come here to be say 3rd choice?

Not many I'd want personally.

Regarding FFP, I know they changed it a bit recently but what can we expect? Possible to spend more money now? Whether they decide to spend much or not is a different matter.

He's better in general play than I expected him to be.

Can't wait for a cross-eyed 4h interview with Mandy.

Anyone know the worth of the shares they bought in BT sports?

Off to the transfer and bacon thread soon.

That would make a change. Imagine there's a Liverpool vs ManU game on tv and all they talk about before it is Newcastle

This! Now watch him score 1-1 in this boring toothless game.

Agree 100% on this.

Mostly covered with dead birds and shit I imagine.

Some geordie shore rectangle I think I read.

Okko Dokko!

Don't want her, not enough passion or willingness to get stuck in. Run harder!

I read is name and I think of the little house on the prairie.

Think there might be another couple of takeover threads before this is confirmed or rejected..

Im sure Purple Keys is in SA right now trying to get a Beout box working.