TRon

The Martin Johnson smokescreen was a handy pile of shit to lob in half an hour before the window closed.

The outgoing players were on long contracts. Of course we didn't have to sell them, the only point in doing so was to strengthen the squad. We've actually fucking weakened it.

I withdraw any lingering support that I still had for the Fat Twat known as Ashley. Buy a wheelbarrow and sell fruit & veg in some East End slum you cunt.

Fuck off Ashley.

I see him as a full back rather than a midfielder.

Get Bent Ashley!

Welcome aboard Ryan.

How? because ssn reported this bollocks story (which i believe has some amount of truth to it) we're cunts? Not at all, you are cunts regardless

Good grief... Btw I think Nolan is shit. FYP, looks like you forgot to tell us in one of your posts. cheers, dunno how I missed that

Kaka's sources being the voices in his head I should add.

He's one of 5 new signings set to be unveiled at 5pm according to Kaka's sources.

Good grief...

Quick Mike, the money's in, send an email to the FA pronto.

It surely must happen... It couldn't possibly not happen tbh. no smoke without fire etc.

It surely must happen...

So the story is bull...we should still be getting Bent up here. If Ashley has anything about him it will happen.

Both. It should be happening as well.

He's our last remaining player with any pace. It makes sense to get rid as our other players could never stay with him if they were trying one-twoes.

Top bloke Fuck you Kinnear.

even sexier than Kevin Nolan...

One of the heroes from a golden era.

"all bar kinnear,hughton,ashley and lambias have gone" he said...............................i think. They were probably just having a pint in the bar anyway.

Joe was talking about trying to get four more players in today including a striker. If we've managed to keep all of these moves quiet transfer negotiations must be being conducted by MI5.

Is the Darren Bent to Sunderland actually concrete or is everyone getting worked up over an unlikely rumour?

^^ *Yawn*