Shak

Incredible that Barca have done this two years in a row. Such a brilliant team but so fucking brittle.

Barca are some crumbling fucks

That was absolutely awful by Messi when he got through. Cracking viewing this

Think ihenacho might actually be sabotaging them.

Why take off Aguero? What if you concede, you idiots? Jesus will not save you.

Didn’t Sane score the winner against Liverpool in the biggest game of the season?

What happens if Chelsea win the Europa? Does whoever comes 5th get a CL spot?

That GOT commentary is upsettingly shite

Cardiff losing yesterday was terrible for Liverpool, they could really have done with Brighton needing a result on the final day. They probably won’t as Cardiff aren’t likely to win at Old Trafford even if they beat Palace next week. Really would like Liverpool to win it. Don’t get the whole “Their fans will be unbearable, they’re wankers” argument. Every fanbase is mostly made up of cunts on the whole at the end of the day really, ours included.

Would be better if Man City draw this and it’s in Liverpool’s hands. “Joselu closing in!!!”

Poor result IMO

What exact date does his contract actually expire? Could we feasibly have signed some players before it officially ends?

State of Chiellini

Got a huge cheer from the fans and all. Obviously the assault is the worst thing but every club has scumbags that are liable to do stupid shit, the fact that a not insignificant number of the fans in attendance cheered him off the pitch will be hard for them to live down.

My MOTD is on a delay

That City opening goal is a disgrace. Guardiola is such a wanker too.

God that was a satisfying MOTD. Hope Pickford was too gutted to enjoy his evening and he’s just sitting alone in his house, sad.

*slaps their drenched arses*

NOW COME IN THEIR FUCKING ASSES!!

I mean, from the graph it’s outrageously clear that Pochettino has Spurs overachieving based on their spend. The fact that Kane cost them nothing helps of course but their squad cost about half of what Man U and Liverpool have spent.

Baffling to me that people think that should be a penalty. Defenders getting penalized for blocking shots now.

Absolute stonewall

Lost the ball in the last clip, could easily have led to a goal at the other end. You just can’t afford to have players like that in the team man, for every goal he creates you’re going to concede thousands.

This is awful. Truly, truly awful.