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If it's who McClaren wants then I don't really have a problem with it, I do think there is some merit to having a local lad on the staff. His last two jobs as manager have been disasters no doubt, but being assistant is far less challenging. Of course the problem is that he'll be made manager if McClaren ever leaves in a cost saving move, but then that's true of almost anyone we could appoint.

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England B team with two English players? You're a bit easily wound up yeah? Anyway, I'm just thankful the away fans haven't started to riot yet. The game itself is secondary.

Friend of mine won a grand, called 1-0 HT and 3-1 FT. If it had been me Neymar would have tried a fancy flick at the end and made a tit of himself.

Jesus, great save. Saw it so late.

Juve have to come and play now. We'll either see an open game of Barca will put on a display. Will be good to watch either way I'd guess.

Sexy.

Just really want to see Messi score a hat-trick with a wonder goal in there so we can witness the absolute pinnacle of his greatness.

I just don't get how this one isn't more fun, I'd have exhausted my testicles long ago wanking to this front three.

Can we post videos of shit women goalkeepers?

The AVIVA? Maybe they used it for some fancy seats in the directors boxes?

Are you sure you weren't kicked out of college for being thick?

This cunt have a preferred formation then or what kind of players does he tend to try and build around?

Trouble is that doesn't like he's got the speed of sound to succeed in the PL. Yellow. Go back to bed man.

Anyway, this is the absolute dream appointment for Ashley. Will like working with Carr, will be grateful that he has been given a job he really shouldn't have and probably won't get us relegated or into Europe. No wonder they went back in after he told them to fuck off twice, the second time in a completely humiliating fashion.

I've just had a vivid flashback of Wullie's Boro supporting housemate. I remember he was calling Aliadiere by the name 'Hardly ever there' and was inordinately pleased with himself for coming up with it.

I'd guess he will, can't imagine he'll be overly in demand.

Dropping a like that's some shit. Motherfucker I've been 5'7" since I was 14 years old. Had you down as a solid 6'2" in my head. Ruined. What the hell am I gonna jerk off to now? Fuck sake.

Game over. No Vieira. Aye. He may as well be asking for his own private fucking jet.

Imagine being forced to have Carver, Stone and Woodman as your coaches while trying to install a new footballing philosophy at a club. Carver scagging in your face like a creep the whole time while Stone and Woodman keep checking their dictionaries trying to keep up with what you're saying.

I'd be quite happy with Krul, Darlow, Janmaat, Colo, Lascelles, Dummett, Haidara, Sissoko, Abeid, Tiote, Colback, Anita, De Jong, Cabella, Sammy, Perez, Cisse, Aarons. Elliot, Williamson, Taylor, Gouffran, Riviere and Obertan can all fuck off, all are completely worthless footballers in any capacity. So I've got 18 members of the squad that I reckon are in some way useful, with good depth in central midfield. Don't think we need 10 new players unless a few of them leave.

That fucking goal man, can't stop watching. Is it his best? Probably just about prefer the Getafe one personally.

Benitez at Real. They'll hate him.

The state of that goal by Messi. Hope they cream Juve. Is Enrique still expected to leave?