Shak

I just don't get how this one isn't more fun, I'd have exhausted my testicles long ago wanking to this front three.

Can we post videos of shit women goalkeepers?

The AVIVA? Maybe they used it for some fancy seats in the directors boxes?

Are you sure you weren't kicked out of college for being thick?

This cunt have a preferred formation then or what kind of players does he tend to try and build around?

Trouble is that doesn't like he's got the speed of sound to succeed in the PL. Yellow. Go back to bed man.

Anyway, this is the absolute dream appointment for Ashley. Will like working with Carr, will be grateful that he has been given a job he really shouldn't have and probably won't get us relegated or into Europe. No wonder they went back in after he told them to fuck off twice, the second time in a completely humiliating fashion.

I've just had a vivid flashback of Wullie's Boro supporting housemate. I remember he was calling Aliadiere by the name 'Hardly ever there' and was inordinately pleased with himself for coming up with it.

I'd guess he will, can't imagine he'll be overly in demand.

Dropping a like that's some shit. Motherfucker I've been 5'7" since I was 14 years old. Had you down as a solid 6'2" in my head. Ruined. What the hell am I gonna jerk off to now? Fuck sake.

Game over. No Vieira. Aye. He may as well be asking for his own private fucking jet.

Imagine being forced to have Carver, Stone and Woodman as your coaches while trying to install a new footballing philosophy at a club. Carver scagging in your face like a creep the whole time while Stone and Woodman keep checking their dictionaries trying to keep up with what you're saying.

I'd be quite happy with Krul, Darlow, Janmaat, Colo, Lascelles, Dummett, Haidara, Sissoko, Abeid, Tiote, Colback, Anita, De Jong, Cabella, Sammy, Perez, Cisse, Aarons. Elliot, Williamson, Taylor, Gouffran, Riviere and Obertan can all fuck off, all are completely worthless footballers in any capacity. So I've got 18 members of the squad that I reckon are in some way useful, with good depth in central midfield. Don't think we need 10 new players unless a few of them leave.

That fucking goal man, can't stop watching. Is it his best? Probably just about prefer the Getafe one personally.

Benitez at Real. They'll hate him.

The state of that goal by Messi. Hope they cream Juve. Is Enrique still expected to leave?

Legend.

Jesus, a world cup in Colombia. What player would dare score against them there? Pretty much anyone who doesn't still think it's the early 90's, I'd imagine.

It's really quite an incredible thought. The man's record as a manager in English football. Played 28 Won 6 Drawn 4 Lost 19 He managed to get as many points as he did defeats in his spell at the end of this year. (13) Yet they'll probably put him in charge , spend millions rebuilding the team and leave it in the hands of this lumbering dimwit. Adds up to 29. So even more shit then.

It's really quite an incredible thought. The man's record as a manager in English football. Played 28 Won 6 Drawn 4 Lost 19 He managed to get as many points as he did defeats in his spell at the end of this year. (13) Yet they'll probably put him in charge , spend millions rebuilding the team and leave it in the hands of this lumbering dimwit.

Nah, I'd rather see him go out on a high. He was outstanding today and it's fantastic to see him playing again, but in reality he isn't good enough at this level and forcing him into the team next season out of sentiment would probably sour the memories a bit. Let him leave and be remembered for today

He actually did quite poorly on his assist. Should have tried to drive forward and commit the defender which would have given Jonas space to run into. Instead played a heavy pass that was behind Jonas.

Imagine allowing Carver to bring in the players he wants.