Shak

What a disgraceful attitude etc. As long as he doesn't get badly hurt, wouldn't wish that on anyone, no matter what they've done.

Legend is Nobby, always will be. Hope he suffers a painful relegation this year though.

'SOZ 2 WAKE U, SIGNED BEYE N FAYE LOL'

Can't help but feel a little jittery, but I really will be shocked if we end up not signing Beye. Faye could fall through if Bolton decide to be petty about things, but given how much we need a RB I'm sure Allardyce and Mort have taken no chances. Faye will be a nice addition, but Beye is essential. We'll get em both though I reckon, so much more faith in our management these days.

Quality, bet this will make Gartside and Midget Sam feel nice and big about themselves. We can't complain though really, we did the same to West Ham. Some thread this.

Thanks for that. says he's signed on there That's Wikipedia mate. My cat could have written that. You have a cat? Reclusive fella is he?

not bad, didn't think much of the next two though. Second one was very good I thought, third was poor I agree.

Good idea, looks tired and it's as good a time as any to give Ameobi a chance to sho' that he's back and ready to compete for a spot in the team. We need N'Zogbia back in midfield, but I think this will be a game to soon for Enrique after getting his debut on Wednesday.

£ & $ Oh right... Poor guy struggling to make ends meat then.

Thought Ashley was worth £1.9bn? Almost said 'only £1.9bn.'

Got a negative feeling about this one tbh, can't see there being more than one goal in the game. 1-0 either way, more likely to us, or a 0-0.

Bwah ha ha, I did the delayed edit part deliberately.

With that midfield, any goals we get will be by pure chance. Edit: I know it's not what you're advocating though.

Wish I'd heard that. They'll set up a bit defensively to begin with alright, try and take the sting out of the game early on and gradually work their way into superiority. As much better as Milan are, an early goal and they'll be in trouble.

Can I use the C word to describe them yet? And not the one Dave just used.

All this talk of reducing the number of teams that England, Italy and Spain get in is rubbish tbh. How much better would these groups be if we had a couple from of us, Spurs, Blackburn, Everton and the teams of similiar standing in there instead of the likes of Prague, Kiev and Rosenborg and the like. Imagine if we'd vene worse teams in there instead of the likes of Arsenal, Sevilla and Roma? Pfft, Platini is a wanker.

Aye, pity we've nobody who could play RWB? Geremi, with Solano as backup. Given Beye Rozehnal Cacapa Geremi Enrique/N'Zogbia Smith Butt Milner Owen Viduka Wing backs need to be fast, one of their primary functions is to get up and down the flank all day long. Neither Solano or Geremi are that player, and it'd be a waste to even try. You need a terrific motor for the position, which is why Cafu and Roberto Carlos were so perfect for Brazil when they used it, the only succesful 3-5-2 I've ever seen. Dyer and N'Zogbia could have done it, but they won't be thankfully as Dyer is gone.

Good draw for Shaktar (who I'm adopting as my CL team), Milan is a lost cause but we can take Celtic and Benfica.

Aye, pity we've nobody who could play RWB? (Actually, no, it's not a pity.) Edit: Actually, Jon has conveyed my thoughts on the matter better.

Ban this f*** tard. Demanding a ban is bannable offence! Take it you're purely stating that as a fact, and not asking for him to be banned? Subtle attempt to get BooBoo banned? It'll be worth the ban just to see the look on your face when you go down for this. You trying to get me banned? Bannable offence? Double time for you.

Ban this f*** tard. Demanding a ban is bannable offence! Take it you're purely stating that as a fact, and not asking for him to be banned? Subtle attempt to get BooBoo banned? It'll be worth the ban just to see the look on your face when you go down for this.

It's brilliant

Am I the only one who just doesn't rate Seedorf that highly at all?

But it furthers the 'Geordies have a Good Sense of Humour' myth on the plus side. Think it looks quite stylish actually, be a nice substitute for a dressing gown around the house. it was a joke mate.. i'll burn your house for your ignorance.. Ya wouldn't burn a CD mate, bring it on. oh really?! i 'll show you then, you'll see.. you'll see man... rock or hiphop? Rock, obviously, as I'm not a complete clown. Good choice, right then.. burning the CD now Gonna post it over like?

But it furthers the 'Geordies have a Good Sense of Humour' myth on the plus side. Think it looks quite stylish actually, be a nice substitute for a dressing gown around the house. it was a joke mate.. i'll burn your house for your ignorance.. Ya wouldn't burn a CD mate, bring it on. oh really?! i 'll show you then, you'll see.. you'll see man... rock or hiphop? Rock, obviously, as I'm not a complete clown.