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Yeah I've tried to cancel an order before and got told I can't. One of these wank "it's gone to the 3PL so it's out of my hands" business models. BUT don't worry cos returns are SUPER easy. Wasteful fucks.

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There's a 3d printable file available for $5 somewhere. Looks shite but might get it anyway.

Makes our run even more impressive imo

No "Road to the final" t-shirt is going to trump our 2022/2023 Carabao final offering. TRANMERE 1-2 NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE 0-0 CRYSTAL PALACE (3-2 ON PENS) NEWCASTLE 1-0 BOURNEMOUTH NEWCASTLE 2-0 LEICESTER SOUTHAMPTON 0-1 NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE 2-1 SOUTHAMPTON Our CL group of death didn't have shit on that murderers row.

Prefabbed stadium arriving on boats is screaming out for the Grand Designs treatment. I look forward to the revisited ep in 2046.

Thought he was good, myself. Was confident/committed when the ball was looping into the box. Probably more aggressive than was necessary some times, but I'll take it.

The video about it almost makes me think it’s a good idea. It’s so futuristic. They’re going to get it done in 5 years lads. Thanks to the magic of…. boats.

WOKE NONSENSE

Why not? Why won't you support the lads?

Honestly I'm more annoyed by him not celebrating in the first place. Lad spent ten minutes here and never wore the shirt once.

Aye, wasn't sure if that was still a thing. And I don't think it's blatant enough a red for any appeal to be deemed frivolous, so I'd absolutely be appealing given the circumstances.

I mean, why wouldn't we appeal? Are there any negatives to doing so these days?

Bearing in mind the inevitable turtling tactics in the Carabao final, Barnes might be a better choice for us anyway with his tendency to smash in a long range blammer out of very little. Maybe.

Class advert for the modern game, this.

Garnacho being made to pay for dinner cos of his insubordination against Ipswich. Does Amorim have no humanity? The lad has a family. Scenes when he takes the squad to Sir Jim's Soup & Fruit Cafe for the meal 🤞

fuck

.... Harrison

Onana loves to palm the ball back in the mixer after a shot like. Got to respect it.

Surprised they overturned it to be honest. His shirt was tugged in the box when going for the ball. Soft as fuck but thought we were doing the "clear and obvious" thing.

Looks like a PNG with a transparent background.

Just variation innit. I like the McEwans too, cos it feels like a bit of a change up for us. Now we've had a few plain black and whiters in a row, it's time to gan ridge imo.

I’d be happy to see a coloured trim like. Something to break it up a bit. Especially given the woke adidas got rid of the red numbers. I don’t think making a dour sponsor like Sela into a colour is going to do much for the kit.

"If KI can do it, anyone can!"

Personally I don't mind a fuckin stupid kit every once in a while. Better than just re-hashing the same old same old forever. Obviously it'll be polarizing but yolo. Saying that, I would struggle with the plaid vibes that have been mooted. Not my cup. And my preference will always be mo black than white