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That lineup is 'TEX approved like. Reducing my prediction to 0-4.

Apparently he's eligible to play for Haiti... get him on the plane.

Desperate

(the most important part here is that this means no green kit )

Fuckin love bricks, me.

Aye you can't be citing FIFA rankings if you want to be taken seriously

Lad floated the ball into the keepers hands so many times, made me even angrier about the banger he scored against us.

Missed an absolute trick not turning Ghislaine Maxwell into Tindall like. Complexion is already bang on.

I think we miss Schar’s presence back there and I’d prefer Botman was the one to make way. Even if that’s not how Edward likes to do it.

Did we ever get a UEFA CL AI 3D MODEL of the Joelinton goal that never was? Looked tight as fuck to me but the game moved on immediately.

If the v-neck is to effeminate for you, there are plenty more Jezza Scott options sans NUFC badge. Just get yasel one of these and rob a NUFC badge off a SPZL coat wanker.

And like clockwork Chicago score. I believe in this daft best of 3 format it’s going straight to pens?

Watched five minutes of Union vs Fire and I’m immediately annoyed at how archaic it is. Union are absolute plebs just launching the ball back to Chicago cos they’re up by a goal.

Odegaard is relentlessly injured. I’d not take him over Bruno personally.

Isn’t it fairly important in this role for people to not think you’re a cunt? Cos he failed spectacularly at that one.

I really think the *how much money does X player need?* statement is missing the point of why players push for massive figures. It's a statement on their standing within the game/club. You're right, at some point it makes little difference to their day-to-day life, but Isak clearly wants to push to be the "best", which he decided was best served by going to Liverpool, who will pay him a huge numbers, and challenge in every competition they're in. Also, fwiw, the game itself is generating massive massive numbers, so I have absolutely no issue with players getting their slice of the pie. Obviously he's a cunt due to the way he went about it, and from my highly unbiased perspective, you become a much greater star by being part of a project like ours (should we actually manage to get ourselves into a similar spot to Liverpool et al.), but it's obviously riskier and takes longer.

Bad appointment imo. Stole Anderson from us Fleeced us on Elanga Has a stupid face

Talk about the Democratic Republic of the Congo squad please.

I got like $93 out of it or something! If I spent that much at Wendy's I'd be dead by tomorrow.

Also put $3 on us to win 4-0 so I’m eating well tonight.

Don’t ever come at me with “unbeaten in 10” shite again, media. Bradford would give them a game. Professionally dispatched. Now let’s smash Forest.

Was obvious he was going same place. That massive fuck is never down to the bottom corner in time. Nee chance.

Oh champions leagues refs, never change.

Could we work on not coming out half asleep after the break?