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Does this link still work for youz? Says store does not exist here. Might be cos of Donald's tariffs or some shit idk.

... is there a bucket of it...

MOOOREEEEE

That's the special edition gold trim. We never wore it in a game, it was just released to cash in on our title victory. Lads had it on during the trophy parade iirc.

Union one is shite imooo. I'm always looking to burn some cash on Union merch but they've released shit kit after shit kit.

Well aye but you can't buy post-victory. You buy pre-victory because you're 100% confident of success!

I'm a big Adidas-stan but IDK how they're going to trump Castore's effort from 2 years ago. Perfection.

I mean what difference does it make to us as fans like? As long as we’re not assuming he’s going to play. Maybe he’s like a nice mascot to have around and thus worth paying a few quid to. Either way we need a viable second choice striker, whether that’s Osula or someone else idk.

I heard rashford is in the stands, ruining their squad harmony by osmosis.

Does anyone have a screen of the arbitrary lines drawn to show he was offside?

Like a pre season friendly this

cos @STM is a piece of shit

was never offside

Had it fallen to Jacob Murphy I would have been nervous, but not some never-was like Odegaard.

games owwa, should offer them 1-0 ft so everyone can get an early night

There's a big ol metal falcon sculpture outside of the Mercedes Benz. I don't really want to move from SJP but I'd sign off on it if we get a massive metal Shola Eating an Apple x Riding a Bicycle.

I want my donations back

The whole financial nonsense is miserable, so I'm with you there. But personally my fear bringing these kind of players in would be how it affects your existing players/morale etc. They're cast-off (somewhat) players with questionable recent history. I think sometimes you can risk your existing harmony/fluidity by bringing them on. This is where NUFC are exceedingly smart. If you never sign anyone, they can't ruin the squad harmony. Though aye, probably worth trusting in those in charge given how well they've done, before just writing these fellas off.

I am sorry for your troubles. I truly sympathize with you.... but also... "surely anyone doing that job" The job of working minimum wage in JD Sports and loitering too close to the shirt press at the wrong time? Surely they're qualified enough to know that a certain player, that has probably been put on about 10 shirts in JD Sports history, has an umlaut in their name? C'man my friend.

I won't believe it until I see him in the black & white stripes

Like, he shits his pants all the time and it's really awkward so they decide to move him on?

I hope you're not questioning the beautiful game. I remember when I was a lad at school, me and all my mates gathered around Excel 97 arguing over whether our 97/98 revenue was adequate to allow us to get another loan (with an obligation to buy) in before the transfer window slammed shut. I miss those days 🥹

Put him in the shop window innit. Juve saw him marauding down the wing like a young Bobby Carlos and couldn't hold back any longer.

Time for some impact subs! Step up Messrs. Kelly Osula & Miley At this point I vote we just splooge a bunch of cash and take the points deduction. Or litigate the fuck out of it ala City.