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cos @STM is a piece of shit

was never offside

Had it fallen to Jacob Murphy I would have been nervous, but not some never-was like Odegaard.

games owwa, should offer them 1-0 ft so everyone can get an early night

There's a big ol metal falcon sculpture outside of the Mercedes Benz. I don't really want to move from SJP but I'd sign off on it if we get a massive metal Shola Eating an Apple x Riding a Bicycle.

I want my donations back

The whole financial nonsense is miserable, so I'm with you there. But personally my fear bringing these kind of players in would be how it affects your existing players/morale etc. They're cast-off (somewhat) players with questionable recent history. I think sometimes you can risk your existing harmony/fluidity by bringing them on. This is where NUFC are exceedingly smart. If you never sign anyone, they can't ruin the squad harmony. Though aye, probably worth trusting in those in charge given how well they've done, before just writing these fellas off.

I am sorry for your troubles. I truly sympathize with you.... but also... "surely anyone doing that job" The job of working minimum wage in JD Sports and loitering too close to the shirt press at the wrong time? Surely they're qualified enough to know that a certain player, that has probably been put on about 10 shirts in JD Sports history, has an umlaut in their name? C'man my friend.

I won't believe it until I see him in the black & white stripes

Like, he shits his pants all the time and it's really awkward so they decide to move him on?

I hope you're not questioning the beautiful game. I remember when I was a lad at school, me and all my mates gathered around Excel 97 arguing over whether our 97/98 revenue was adequate to allow us to get another loan (with an obligation to buy) in before the transfer window slammed shut. I miss those days 🥹

Put him in the shop window innit. Juve saw him marauding down the wing like a young Bobby Carlos and couldn't hold back any longer.

Time for some impact subs! Step up Messrs. Kelly Osula & Miley At this point I vote we just splooge a bunch of cash and take the points deduction. Or litigate the fuck out of it ala City.

I just remembered that the PL said they'd implement semi automated offsides this season. What the devil happened to that? Was Coote in charge of IT and nee1 else can get the PC to work so they're just hoping that no-one calls them out? Was weird that they'd implement it mid-season anyway.

Rashford prefers Barcelona I'd prefer Sydney Sweeney but I can't see it happening marra.

fuck this thing wasn't in order man Murphy 1 in 358 is way down Assist per Minute with at least 40 Apps and 15 assists: Asprilla – 1 in 186 Robert – 1 in 282 Solano – 1 in 327 Fox – 1 in 328 Cole – 1 in 326 Gordon – 1 in 344 Saint-Maximin – 1 in 388 Ferdinand – 1 in 390 Trippier – 1 in 384 N’Zogbia – 1 in 421 Guimarães – 1 in 425 Beardsley – 1 in 429 Bellamy – 1 in 456 Dyer – 1 in 466 Ameobi – 1 in 478 Murphy – 1 in 358 Ritchie – 1 in 550 Gillespie – 1 in 557 Sissoko – 1 in 609 Shearer – 1 in 658 Lee – 1 in 661 Gutierrez – 1 in 805 Speed – 1 in 1312

At the risk of making light of your work… it probably needs to be a bit bigger now minimum 40 games 15 assists? I’ll share it with my football whatsapp group and cite you/chatgpt, if that would help you decide whether to redo it.

just make AI do it man

What's the source for this? Feels like Beardsley is dead low. I guess there are a reasonable amount of players high up that just didn't play that many games for us. Need a list where they've played at least... 50 games. Or made at least 20 assists or something.

I mean we could play me on the wing too but nothing good would come of it. Those are not good options for a CL chasing team.

Murphy take a bow

Efan Ekoku is on crack

Which daft cunt decided this was a better kit option

Team morale! They laughing! Everyone is happy and positive. They're BACK.