SEMTEX

Dusted off the ol' photy shop and made it shite just like every other kit. Howay the lads.

I'm very confused. It's a recoloured photoshop of an actual Adidas shirt innit? I reckon that means Adidas might consider making such a design. Given they have. And that's a (recolored) picture of it. Am I being whooshed?

Give me Steven Taylor in banana/mustard stripes or give me death

@Shadow Puppets is this close enough to copy and paste into all my WhatsApp groups and claim I'm ITKAF?

I'm happy with variation. If we went super simple classic this year I'd be up for a zanefest in 26/27. Though it would be nice for our PL/CL winning season kit to be everlasting.

I mean, the Internet is full of cunts, we established that a long time ago. I don’t see why we have the need to drag the whole place down in response. Just let it go. Everyone is pushing 40.

I think the ball bobbles up a little before he hits it, which is why it ends up with a bit more mustard than was necessary.

HE'S DRIED UP. A SHELL OF HIS FORMER SELF. HEAD HAS BEEN TURNED. LEGS ARE GONE. GET RID.

IIRC Frogster has previously stated their reserve keeper is pony. Who is next in line? Tom Heaton? Ben Foster? Roy Carroll?

https://shop.newcastleunited.com/collections/urban-purist-24-25-range

WINNERS shirt / fender costume arrived today. I AINT NEED NO SEAMSTRESS

maybe it's satire?

Looking forward to breaking the bank on Toon Army Philadelphia merchandise with the historic NUFC Official Supporters Club Logo emblazoned on it. Get that paperwork filed ASAP, Kayla.

Trying to get some good PR going so they don't bottle the title race after we/PSG shat on their mojo.

Aye that first one was canny but that second one was [hudson] MAGISTERIAL [/hudson]

top fuckin bins lad

I'm sure someone does want an NUFC American Football Top, but what they've created? That ain't it.

I promise you there is no one in here, or anywhere else, that wants anything like those tops.

Stonewall ones? He was miles away from getting the ball. It was just a cynical pointless challenge. Well deserving of a yellow iyam. (Not that I'm saying Joelinton wouldn't have done it )

bit silly, this

did you get back to them after their original seamstress email? id at least be trying for a full refund / telling them to fuck off and hope they don’t want the shirt back.

I just need one point . Get him on for 8 seconds at the end for all I care. 🤝

Is he playing tonight? Huge fantasy football implications for me if he doesn’t. Thx.

A seamstress