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Yep, we've also got 4 players going to the African Nations None of the strikers going though, right? Maybe getting Armstrong back in January too if he doesn't extend or get another loan. I mean, Diame and Atsu could have a fairly direct effect on the chances of this shitehawk getting a few minutes.

Hartlepool's nowhere near Newcastle And for the record a decent amount of Bristol City fans did take issue with it.

I could've accepted "he could've got a hand to that", but that's about as far as I'd go. It also came through a couple of bodies.

Didnt like. Any decent keeper would save that. He was basically there full o s**** Should've caught it tbh Nah catching is league one stuff. Keepers at this level should be able to just chest the ball out to get the counter attack under way.

Didnt like. Any decent keeper would save that. He was basically there full o shite

surprised he didn't get sent off

Got to save that? It came past him at light speed ffs

boouurns

ray hudson loves using 'superlative' as a superlative

everton saved pen

We score early and teams are totally fucked at this level. Unless it stays at 1 goal and we curl up into a ball after an hour.

I blame the other guy

So those were the ten most successful pass trios last season, but the 10 most frequently failed trios are much more fun: http://m.imgur.com/a/vjlNo

The best photo they could find for their announcement tweet: http://i.imgur.com/vQ8rTzi.jpg

Aye but you'd probably be accepting that NUFC fans would be within their rights to call you a bellend for doing it. We know he's a bellend, he knows he's a bellend, we're all in agreement. There's nothing to see here.

http://imgur.com/a/pNVQz

Does this mean Gareth might not be the saviour??

I mean, he's definitely a gimp. That's never been in doubt. http://i.imgur.com/jDDDLmL.jpg

Every game too, can't stand him. Disagree. Not saying he's perfect, but most England players are f***ing bottlers who are scared to take a shot on in a month of Sundays. Last thing we need to do is try and coach it out of someone who'll actually have a go. "Have a go" doesn't mean ignore an obvious assist opportunity whilst you take a more difficult approach for personal glory. Perhaps. But it also means every so often he'll carve out a shot where someone else would've pulled a Scotty Parker pirouette and passed it back. I'd much rather have it this way than t'other. It can also mean prematurely ending the attack outside the box when he's skied one rather than letting it develop into an easier chance. Yes, but I am clearly intimating that I think he's more likely to have a net positive effect than a negative one. I'm not saying he doesn't do those things, I'm saying his presence is going to lead to more goals than less, when compared to his compatriots.

Every game too, can't stand him. Disagree. Not saying he's perfect, but most England players are fucking bottlers who are scared to take a shot on in a month of Sundays. Last thing we need to do is try and coach it out of someone who'll actually have a go. "Have a go" doesn't mean ignore an obvious assist opportunity whilst you take a more difficult approach for personal glory. Perhaps. But it also means every so often he'll carve out a shot where someone else would've pulled a Scotty Parker pirouette and passed it back. I'd much rather have it this way than t'other.

Every game too, can't stand him. Disagree. Not saying he's perfect, but most England players are fucking bottlers who are scared to take a shot on in a month of Sundays. Last thing we need to do is try and coach it out of someone who'll actually have a go.

I mean, he won't like. Probably more to do with constant injuries than clubbing with his auntie tho.

The kids would probably get more money than you're getting given. And basically them getting money = you getting money. So you need to calculate whether the additional birthday money would be more or less than the cost of having children.

nice set piece that like