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wey i somehow missed the goal by taking my headphones out for 2 minutes, uncool

USELESS SHITHEADS ahem. Howay the lads cman.

and eez booked

Seems like a dig at Rafa iyam

He's not English and not an International manager though.

Just Howe, Pards and Dyche. Would've been class though. "I'm not telling you who the managers are, but I will tell you 3 of them are English Premier League managers"

or Scotch

dammit I scoured the thing too

No gunnersaurus

What if it's Rafa....

Bigsamgate. I like it.

he's not wrong. It's on good old BeINConnect Channel 4. Channel 1 (actual TV channel) = swimming Channel 2 = 24/7 RealMadrid.TV Channel 3 = Nothing Twats

his hair isn't nearly flamboyant enough to warrant a minute by minute dissection of his abilities

I can take or leave ol' DeAndre, but I'm not sure I've ever seen such a clearly prejudicial opinion of a player before. Perhaps if you could get through a single post without referencing his foreign sounding name or his lack of short-back-and-sides, then people might take you seriously.

Some teams got fines for that in the NFL...

I like the little jig/hand shake thing from the guy running in for the rebound

Nah but he's shit like. Prefer Darlow, even with his shit hair.

I think you're agenda about that tbh.

he meant first league goal at villa park

15 minutes? Aye right. Was at least half an hour of shit with injury time.

When we're still playing the likes of Barnsley next year, I'll take solace in knowing that we once put six past QPR.

Gayle missed a one-on-one and Diame scuffed a sitter! That's why we didn't win. Aye and then we opted to kill that potential threat and sit back on 1-0. It will never work for Newcastle United.

Rafa's grind out 1-0 mentality will absolutely never work for NUFC. He needs to change. ASAP.

I mean the schadenfreude is obviously tasty, but I can only imagine the jig that Pardew is dropping right now

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