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Maybe playing for fake Man City in a baseball stadium isn't as attractive as it sounds.

It's called the Checkatrade Trophy? Nice.

He's playing against dross every week. There's no way he should be considered for the England squad.

wew now this is run by the all powerful EFL, the FA cup sponsored by little chef doesn't get sullied like this.

I see Murray as a Shearer-esque striker. No one great physical/technical attribute, just happens to get goals. He could be a force in the PL given the chance IMO.

that's not a thing

Yes, it is a reference to something.

Hair is fair game in the NFL, I vote to bring that rule into real football.

Same, they're beautifully written. In other news, can't believe Aaron Lennon is only 29 I feel like Aaron Lennon's age is a controversial subject every few years. He was playing in the premier league when he was 16 wasn't he? That's quite a while. Can you believe Wayne is 31? I can, because he was 16 fifteen years ago. Ed: slight adjustment

2-0 loss. Atsu to start, Mitro & Diame on the bench is my guess. Gayle & Perez.

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i demand zwei more

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Or he can continue his role as backup, playing in games like this, scoring 2 goals and assisting 1, on our way to a 4-0 win. And if he hadn't contributed that role, we still go through, just with one less booking and one less on the pitch spat. Expect him to be dropped for this lot away. Sorry mate. Didn't realise you have some form of device that allows you to peer into an alternative reality at will. I guess you must be right.

Or he can continue his role as backup, playing in games like this, scoring 2 goals and assisting 1, on our way to a 4-0 win.

should've scored again.

They're beating us in both goalkeeper saves AND red cards? USELESS.

Nah I still go with B)promotion. Cup runs put you at serious risk of relegation.

he'd definitely get sent off afterwards like

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keep your shirt on man you mental magical bellend

SOMEONE UPDATE THE TITLE FFS