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Acetone will probably do the job tbh. Just dissolve the glue from the inside and peel off the wonga.

aye i'm not convinced your thai friends will even know we got relegated

Congrats man! Good work. You should play it a bit smart, Rafa is a bit obvious.. but suggest Rafael Rafa Ben Arfa There's nee bun in the oven over here but I've already got "Ben Arthur" planned. I reckon I can get it by her. It's pretty much the only thing that has tempted me into having kids.

Nee chance.

See through part of the neck makes it look like there are stripes on the back like. At least at the top.

Reasonable designs. Shit wonga, questionable colours and look awful quality, as per usual.

I expected it to be more favela-lined than Beamish-esque, given its widely accepted status as Brazil of the North.

If we castrated every single idiotic Newcastle United fan, the streets would be lined with rogue testicles. Just take a breath and be content in your superior intellect, and/or call them a bellend on the Internet.

Was he right!??! You lucky swine

Aye me too. Hopefully Barnsley go up. The reality of the Championship is hitting me Alternative is Milwall

Aye me too. Hopefully Barnsley go up. The reality of the Championship is hitting me

they went 6 unbeaten and stayed in the premier league

I don't really buy that the Championship being the toughest league in the world. David Nugent just got himself promoted man. Our squad right now, shite defense and all, would absolutely dick the Championship with Rafa in charge. However, it's going to get boring, fast. And it's foolish to claim I'd rather be in the Championship beating random pub teams when we could be in the Premier League actually fighting for something. Not that Sunderland will really be fighting for anything of note.

I've seen better

All hail mike

Did Juve change managers when they were relegated? IIRC they brought in Mick McCarthy and sacked him as soon as they were back in Serie A

Aye, much more of a purple orange affair. At least going off these mockups. Although it's definitely worth bearing in mind little elements of the shirts will inevitably be a little inaccurate, including the colours. I might just pretend they're boca colours until the inevitably disappointing release day.

Yes. They likely have a photo of the kit in potato cam format. Or some format that would mean it'd be obvious who the source was. Or someone just told them what it looks like. Then they make a model of the kit. They did it with the arsenal kit too. In reality the stripe down the middle of their kit wasn't as wide as in the mockup. We may end up suffering similar issues.

http://i.imgur.com/fwcY8W9.jpg

There won't.

I mean, I severely doubt he's going to SCP, and he's probably not going anywhere, but CMON MAN. Footballer! Footballer who has been here for 6 months! Please try and remember that.

I'm not sure Rafa's integrity is a good thing as far as likelihood of him signing goes tbh.

You're saying this just so you can have a go at people for having a bit of faith in the small possibility that it doesn't happen We have a moody inept owner who does dickhead things on the daily. I think it's perfectly feasible that the relationship breaks down before a contract is signed. I see no reason to be "very confident" of anything right now. I also said that I think it's 70% likely he will re-sign. I think that's pretty fucking confident tbh. Until I see the press conference / signed contract, I severely doubt I'll ever go beyond 80% given Mike is involved.

never been a 1 in 2 striker in his career. for the money banded about you'd expect that. apart from the 2 seasons in which he was, of course. Of course, they weren't in his time at Fulham, where he scored a puny 1 in 2.59 in his first season (in a team that finished 17th) and 1 in 2.14 in this most recent season, when Fulham finished 20th. #shite

definitely? I'm thinking it's about 70/30 right now.