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You're saying this just so you can have a go at people for having a bit of faith in the small possibility that it doesn't happen We have a moody inept owner who does dickhead things on the daily. I think it's perfectly feasible that the relationship breaks down before a contract is signed. I see no reason to be "very confident" of anything right now. I also said that I think it's 70% likely he will re-sign. I think that's pretty fucking confident tbh. Until I see the press conference / signed contract, I severely doubt I'll ever go beyond 80% given Mike is involved.

never been a 1 in 2 striker in his career. for the money banded about you'd expect that. apart from the 2 seasons in which he was, of course. Of course, they weren't in his time at Fulham, where he scored a puny 1 in 2.59 in his first season (in a team that finished 17th) and 1 in 2.14 in this most recent season, when Fulham finished 20th. #shite

definitely? I'm thinking it's about 70/30 right now.

You'd fuck Jonny Stead before the lass??!? Ar, nar, not again etc. am just saying i prefer lasses to jonny stead i dont see whats so contrevorshul

You'd fuck Jonny Stead before the lass??!?

We've had a handful of strips with only a couple of stripes like that. It's still striped so it doesn't bother me.

http://i.imgur.com/yqhr6mg.jpg

The plainer the badge the easier/cheaper it is to replicate on strips and multimedia. It's the way of the footballing world now. We will be next. Aye but it'd be no different. It's yellow instead of claret. I'm not asking for more detail, just more GIRTH.

so much blank space on that. Why not beef the hammers up more or something.

in the physio room

Need some creative suggestions on what one could cover the Wonga with, should one purchase a knock off version of this kit. So far I'm thinking some shitty piece of material with black and white stripes on it... Maybe I should just buy two dodgy kits and cut one of them up and sew the stripes over the top.

say sorry

More like relegation yellow iyam

Based on what? It leaks every year, and every year people say that about the first real leak. ...because there's another leak that matches up with the other Puma striped kits that are out this year. Our's is usually the same as Dortmunds when stripes are involved, I don't see why it won't be this time either. There's no way that ours matches Dortmund just fyi. Also, "usually the same as dortmunds" == "the same as dortmunds once in 2012"

Based on what? It leaks every year, and every year people say that about the first real leak. ...because there's another leak that matches up with the other Puma striped kits that are out this year. Our's is usually the same as Dortmunds when stripes are involved, I don't see why it won't be this time either. There's no way that ours matches Dortmund just fyi.

That Dortmund template is fucking rancid. Even as a third kit that doesn't need stripes it'd be rancid.

anyone who retweets it with their @username in? odd

I liked how the commentator at one point mentioned all of the big games in which Pardew teams had ultimately come up short, yet couldn't find any reason why that was the case.

Makes a change for pardy to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Incidentally, that's exactly what Newcastle would've done had we gone ahead in a big game like this

FUCKING DANCE NOW YOU FUCKING BELLEND

get in

what a fucking bellend

Martial you cunt

It's alright marras, Ashley Young is upfront.