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Sturridge is actively trying to lose.

CUT INSIDE BLAMMO

100% bag of dicks

Harry Kane is just copying Ronaldo/Bale with his free kick technique. It's a fun thing to do. I did the same thing as a kid but with Beckham. Never scored a single fucking one but I had the swinging arm movement down to a tee.

Seriously, why the fuck is Jacky No Knees on the pitch if he's just going to sit back and perform the same holding role as Dier?

bag of dicks this is

this has potential but i feel like your execution was lacking

Sterling absolutely desperate to not have the ball. He is the opposite of Sturridge yet both of them manage to achieve the same thing.

just seen the sub Classic. Roy absolutely has dementia.

dont worry lads, i'm sure Roy will get them right with a rousing half time team talk

this would be a piece of piss if either winger was capable of running at their fullback

Entire game plan for Kane and Studgie is get ball, cut inside, BLAMMO. Position on field is not relevant.

Kane predictable as fuck too I see.

Reckon we're gonna snap one of them soon. Red card seems about right for us in this scenario.

divin' bassad

Shite all round iyam. Free shot with 4 defenders around him. No-one interested in defending.

Nee one fancy a tackle marras?

:lol: :lol:

So fucking predictable STUDGER. Just cross the fucking ball in with your right. Keep them honest. CUNT

got nee wingers marra

Aye. Nothing has changed on that front. Just the numbers are higher.

And we're shite. And one-dimensional as fuuuck.

Teams have more money. Get used to it.