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I doubt he's written off Colback in 2 days like. I won't lose any sleep if he starts.

oh god no, bring back McClaren

Pff. Embrace the savings. For one, it means I can actually watch the game properly, rather than just slyly streaming.

It's better as a screenshot http://i.imgur.com/5z7jC5w.png

Can't view that vid over here, but assuming the commentary is the same "A rocket... past the hesitant Ospina" I get it, Ospina isn't Cech, but fucking hesitant? It went past him at fuckin lightspeed.

So what you're saying is Alonso = Anita?

Good lord its going to sound fucking brilliant. Get a flight booked! Text me wife, "Flying to Newcastle right now, cya Monday" Don't do it man! You probably won't make it back until Tuesday. Maybe say Wednesday incase you're hungover.

why is our scarf pixelated

Can't believe I made a massive £21 off that Penn bellend chatting shit. That's the real story today.

¡Hala Rafa!

waiting for the late night Craig Hope exclusive. Beginning wonder whether Craig Hope is Ashley.

They just love Rafa. They'd probably wish him success no matter where he went.

Only in a strictly geographical sense. Not even that. Ireland is not in Britain. Hughton was born in England but identifies as Irish. He knows the craic. Joe Kinnear was born in Dublin and represented Ireland so no idea where Hans is going with that one. Identifies as Irish Aka chose to play for the Irish national team. He's about as Irish as my left testicle.

I reckon it'll be a lot easier for them to live with themselves if we go down and they don't like.

I was thinking open top bus parade. But then again it might not look great if we still go down.

Don't man, just don't The parallels would be even more epic if Blackburn weren't top of the league at the time. In fact, it seems Leicester weren't top of the league for a single game that season http://i.imgur.com/oxAh4qD.png

Don't man, just don't The parallels would be even more epic if Blackburn weren't top of the league at the time.

Making my potential £7 -> £27 look a bit shit there marra.

too many gifs calm it down lads

I like how we have to specify "will not be in charge for Leicester", because it's perfectly plausible that our knobhead owners would sack him and tell him that he'll still be managing for a few weeks while we find a replacement.

this man is a cunt

This is perfectly set up for a press conference where Charns comes out and backs McClaren

loaned him back to France

Plus if Man City finish 4th and Chelsea win the Champions League that would cause me to do a lol.

I like Hiddink more than anyone else so I think I'm pro Chelsea.