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Great idea, we're struggling for goals - let's drop our top scorer. I don't see how you could make a very strong argument if he was dropped TBH, he's been poor for ages. The argument would be that he'd be replaced by...? Have we got anyone who is any way proven to score goals/do anything good, apart from ol' Papiss?

Kicked out of the competition man There are multiple issues with that statement. The most relevant one being that they lost and have already been eliminated. They're all bellends, but the homeless people in Madrid (and the prostitutes!) are a special kind of aggressive.

I would like to persist with him but I thought he was bobbins yesterday. Anytime the ball came into him his first touch was fucking awful and we pretty much lost it immediately. Not that he was the only one guilty of this.

I can't say I've found any of the changes wildly controversial. They've all been shit on the ball, no confidence. At least we've been much better than normal when the opposition has possession.

I'm going with the logic that siem might be mature enough to not fuck up every touch of the ball, like all these other cunts. Until his lungs collapse ofc

Who the fuck is that

FUCKS SAKE

We're so static like. No one wants the ball.

I want to keep faith in Mitro but anything that he's touched has immediately turned to shit.

That whole passage of play was an embarrassment.

I doubt he's written off Colback in 2 days like. I won't lose any sleep if he starts.

oh god no, bring back McClaren

Pff. Embrace the savings. For one, it means I can actually watch the game properly, rather than just slyly streaming.

It's better as a screenshot http://i.imgur.com/5z7jC5w.png

Can't view that vid over here, but assuming the commentary is the same "A rocket... past the hesitant Ospina" I get it, Ospina isn't Cech, but fucking hesitant? It went past him at fuckin lightspeed.

So what you're saying is Alonso = Anita?

Good lord its going to sound fucking brilliant. Get a flight booked! Text me wife, "Flying to Newcastle right now, cya Monday" Don't do it man! You probably won't make it back until Tuesday. Maybe say Wednesday incase you're hungover.

why is our scarf pixelated

Can't believe I made a massive £21 off that Penn bellend chatting shit. That's the real story today.

¡Hala Rafa!

waiting for the late night Craig Hope exclusive. Beginning wonder whether Craig Hope is Ashley.

They just love Rafa. They'd probably wish him success no matter where he went.

Only in a strictly geographical sense. Not even that. Ireland is not in Britain. Hughton was born in England but identifies as Irish. He knows the craic. Joe Kinnear was born in Dublin and represented Ireland so no idea where Hans is going with that one. Identifies as Irish Aka chose to play for the Irish national team. He's about as Irish as my left testicle.

I reckon it'll be a lot easier for them to live with themselves if we go down and they don't like.

I was thinking open top bus parade. But then again it might not look great if we still go down.