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fuckin hell, Leicester got away with that 1-0 leicester. Vardy lob palmed away, okazazakai has a chance from 2 yards, with the keeper on his arse, smashes chance straight at Bunn, but it's over the line.

flashy kernt with his sleeved canada goose

Aye there's Nee chance he's playing like that every week. He's going to be obscenely inconsistent. Guarandamnteed.

Agree that it's all about confidence. He's not taking shots when he should be, he's taking 100 touches and either not getting a shot away or just scuffing it at the keeper. Needs an opportunity where he has no time to overthink it.

because he wasn't fuckin class in his 10 minutes on the pitch having been at the club for 3 days? Get rid imo.

took me a while to work out what this was in reference too. Line was crossed imo.

Joint lowest scoring game of the day

Finally

Oooo look at me, I'll put whatever he's called even though I know what's he's called, and it's just popped on my screen for me to read, so I can look cool and disinterested. Pathetic. Incorrect.

and there were only 7 minutes added

And he was offside

John terry just scored a fucking back heel in the 98th minute. 3-3

Seven minutes stoppage time!

Funes Mori or whatever he's called.

Goal evertton

Fabregas. 2-2

2-1 Everton. Stupid Tim.

EVERTON 2-0 UP

FM-esque "GOAL Jelavic. It's his first goal since 2002!"

My new nomination for shittest player is Chancel Mbemba.

stream is so far behind. Fucking NBC.

Need to keep the tempo up like, towards the end of the first half we took the foot off the gas. We need about a 5 goal advantage before we can try the patented NUFC defensive collapse. Why is the crowd so fucking quiet.

Seems unnecessarily harsh when we've been this dominant. I don't disagree that he still doesn't offer much of anything, but I couldn't give a s*** if it works as a partnership. Mitro seems to be my candidate for player not doing his job, as he's showing the standard performance of a striker with no confidence. Mitro is busting his ass off. And yes, Colback doesn't offer much, but his positioning does my head in. He needs to try and complement Shelvey not do exactly what he is doing. I mean, it's their first game together, we're 2-0 up against 5th place, and Shelvey has looked like Xabi Alonso. I reckon I'm OK with this performance. I'm happy as well, but won't let Colback escape shit just cause we're winning. Hate him gotta pick your battles marra, the time will come when he serves up a massive pile of shite, at which point you pounce

Seems unnecessarily harsh when we've been this dominant. I don't disagree that he still doesn't offer much of anything, but I couldn't give a s*** if it works as a partnership. Mitro seems to be my candidate for player not doing his job, as he's showing the standard performance of a striker with no confidence. Mitro is busting his ass off. And yes, Colback doesn't offer much, but his positioning does my head in. He needs to try and complement Shelvey not do exactly what he is doing. I mean, it's their first game together, we're 2-0 up against 5th place, and Shelvey has looked like Xabi Alonso. I reckon I'm OK with this performance.

Seems unnecessarily harsh when we've been this dominant. I don't disagree that he still doesn't offer much of anything, but I couldn't give a shit if it works as a partnership. Mitro seems to be my candidate for player not doing his job, as he's showing the standard performance of a striker with no confidence. Really? Mitro's working his ass off and linking up the play really well. Fluffed a chance, mind. The chance where the keeper was massively out of position irked me. He had a perfect angle to just roll it into the bottom corner. As I say, we've played well, so I feel no need to really identify any underperforming player... just if I was pushed...