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Also, it is fun to look at that squad and remember we signed 3 midfielders, 1 (loan) striker and 0 defenders.

TV!??!?!?!

I mean, the man is a shitbag, but I can't say I think the whole Madrid->Newcastle transfer is all that damning. He wanted to go back to the team he loved and supported, why is that such a bad thing? He could've rejected our wage offer, but god knows where that would've even left him. There's no guarantees Madrid would fold and accept the 12m from Liverpool at that point.

It's not nearly as good. This is much more about a looping pot shot while the keeper is off his line. Shearer's was a 100% pure and unadulterated geordie blasty.

What an utterly meaningless post. You're peculiar you like Froggy.

Why 9 hour work day? usually it's 9-5 here including an hour's lunch. I think most countries are an 8 hour work day, not including lunch, and you do what the fuck you want for lunch. Rather than being forced into a minimum 1hr lunch, thus prolonging your day.

Incidentally when I was in Barcelona recently, there were plenty of fatcats getting shitfaced at 1pm (through 3) at the fine dining establishments I was attending. Dirt cheap lunch specials at top of the line Spanish restaurants "the real MVP"

They get two hours off in the afternoon, I believe. Used to be, but most workplaces have done away with that and you just get one hour for lunch. Our typical work schedule: 10-14: Work 14-15: Lunch 15-19: Work wey fuck that then

They get two hours off in the afternoon, I believe. Just delaying the end of your work day. I'd hate that. Get it all over and done with. The earlier you start in the morning the better. But you work for the archetypal shite company. Imagine if your life wasn't spent hating your workplace. Sleep in. Off to work at 10. Few hours of emails. Off for a two/three hour lunch, get a bit of a buzz on. Back to work for about 3 hours, gan yem, get changed, off to dinner and to watch the match at 9pm. Bed by midnight.

Relevance Playing the players who McClaren thinks can hack it == 18th in table.

lol good point over the mullens thing like but imo mebs we can use the 6 wins in 26 games patter? lol http://i.imgur.com/gwpMD0k.png

What the fuck was the thought process with this photoshoot?? We need some England players to pose as models to showcase our new England suit! I know! Let's get Jonjo Shelvey in! http://i.imgur.com/m3kEFoz.jpg

wat Yeah I was wondering why this hadn't be pounced on yet. It's probably true in the US like, but I'd imagine it's quite different in the UK.

Many many great players have been known to have fragile mindsets, especially when in their early 20s. A decent management team would work with a player to get him to perform to the best of his abilities. Normally the way in which to do this isn't to barely play him and then shift him off back to France at the first sign of insubordination. He was given absolutely no chance to succeed, and tbh, exactly why the fuck would he want to play for us?

You have Tottingham Hotspurs winning the league and you think it looks realistic?

They have some pretty difficult games coming like. Man Utd, Chelsea, Lpool, City, Tottenham AND Newcastle away. They've not exactly been in great form in the last month or so. The teams they've beaten have been pretty shite too.

I went nuts and did it, despite how early it is: http://i.imgur.com/vJB9vto.png Made me realise that Swansea have some pretty tough games ahead. I basically picked us to win our home games and get brutally sodomised away from home. Dat GD.

It went away because it stopped winning games. Leicester are doing 4-4-2 well again, but they're certainly not slinging balls into the box for two poachers.

They should just play the whole tournament over two days imo. At least from the 3rd round onwards. Start early on Saturday, final at about 9pm Sunday night. Back to grass roots footbahl.

Given the 'geet' quotes from before, I imagine these quotes are tidied up a bit for legibility sake. “Yes he did I’m not lying about it the only person who has lied through this is him.” == "Nar man, he's the fucken liar man. Daft fucken cunt" “It didn’t take two hands.” == "Fuck off man, he ownly needed one hand man. Daft fucken cunt."

It's one of my less logical grudges, but he's clearly just a massive hypocrite, here for the money and fuck all else. His attitude on the pitch grinds my gears, and Mitro clearly cares far more about the game, so I've officially decided I want him gone. Plus those goals against Hull ruined everything.

His goalscoring record is good. He's mediocre/poor at most other things, and is an utter twat. He's basically the Senegalese Michael Owen. A player who did wonders for us at a time when we needed leaders. Maybe we should give him the captaincy.

You'd love Jacky Passback in an Everton shirt, don't deny it.

He's Spanish. It's all he knows. The scrapping of replays & midweek game idea completely stinks, but I could just about accept it if they gave the winner that 4th CL spot.

This response has zero bearing to the previous posts, as per usual.