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IYAM there's nee chance Mitro starts this one like. After his two bookings I'm sure we'll be worried his cards will be marked, and with that in mind, Old Trafford isn't exactly the ideal place to get your first start.

Yep. That's the exact face I pull every time I see a "Foluwashola has quoted you" notification.

Because they're our two best players in that position? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94962.msg5668347.html#msg5668347 Please refrain from responding to my posts in the future.

Our CM is shit. Who knows if Mehdi was the answer, but I know for sure that the Anita-Colback partnership isn't. We've got plenty of shit in the squad, how about we get rid of those chumps first?

surely if you actually cared, the hassle wouldn't matter. But he doesn't actually care, he just wants to be zany. He can fuck off.

(I'm assuming we've ran out of defenders already, yes? If not, Anita in mf, Colback sacked off)

fuck it, i'd go for... Krul Anita Colo Mbemba Haidara Wijnaldum Colback Perez De Jong Thauvin Cisse [/mental]

Is that his missus? Good Lord. How does he have time to play football?! If he didn't make time to play football, she'd be long gone.

that's odd.

If you think that's odd, listen to this. 2-0. Can't listen. Can only read that. It's also not odd tbh. It's even.

who the fuck is baba? when did that happen? stupid fucking chelsea

Seems that the "obligation" only kicks in should certain criteria be met. The kind of criteria that are unlikely to ever not be met. If Cabella breaks his leg and OM get relegated, they probably don't have to buy him at that point.

:'(

It's a fair point imo. I often thought if Shearer wasn't as good as Shearer, he probably wouldn't have scored as many goals as he did.

why would they drop so much money on him when they could loan him with an obligation to buy instead

The article above explains the scoring system. I'm sure they mention it on air too. I'm not as outraged at it as you all seem to be. It's pretty cheap and cringe worthy, but it's a fairly conclusive database of players scouted from around the world. Obviously if they wanted to appear like competent journalists/analysts, they could just look at the database and learn from it, rather than directly referencing it... but I'm assuming there are financial reasons why it's being plugged all the time on SSN.

I said good day.

Less assists than Colback in 14/15. Either Colback is class, or this lad is shit at his job. OR, assist stats are a sack of shit.

I agree, but it's just another thing that makes me sad about how worthless we are now. The kid was here for a year, was barely given a chance, recognised how shite the club was, and couldn't wait to pop back to France. I want footballers to come here and fall in love with the club, and whilst I recognise that plenty of footballers are just playing for their wage and don't care about any club, I don't think that was the case with Cabella, given he seemed to be a nice enough guy...... but who knows. Oh well. Another one bites the dust. Now we get a new Frenchman to "bed in" for a year and sell on after underachieving. (I am also looking forward to the history-rewriting Mapou-esque comments that will inevitably follow his departure) Didn't expect it to be this quick. Perfectly reasonable post that tbf, brother. Not much rewriting of history taking place re Mapou either, his performances for us were often heavily criticised at the time. Obviously I disagree, thus the comment in the first place. No need for debate here, I regularly disagree with your posts and this is no exception. Good day.

I agree, but it's just another thing that makes me sad about how worthless we are now. The kid was here for a year, was barely given a chance, recognised how shite the club was, and couldn't wait to pop back to France. I want footballers to come here and fall in love with the club, and whilst I recognise that plenty of footballers are just playing for their wage and don't care about any club, I don't think that was the case with Cabella, given he seemed to be a nice enough guy...... but who knows. Oh well. Another one bites the dust. Now we get a new Frenchman to "bed in" for a year and sell on after underachieving. (I am also looking forward to the history-rewriting Mapou-esque comments that will inevitably follow his departure) Didn't expect it to be this quick.

Massively indifferent to this. Feel like we've got rid of a nice guy with a shit haircut and replaced him with a bellend with a marginally less shit haircut.

I agree, but it's just another thing that makes me sad about how worthless we are now. The kid was here for a year, was barely given a chance, recognised how shite the club was, and couldn't wait to pop back to France. I want footballers to come here and fall in love with the club, and whilst I recognise that plenty of footballers are just playing for their wage and don't care about any club, I don't think that was the case with Cabella, given he seemed to be a nice enough guy...... but who knows. Oh well. Another one bites the dust. Now we get a new Frenchman to "bed in" for a year and sell on after underachieving. (I am also looking forward to the history-rewriting Mapou-esque comments that will inevitably follow his departure)

He doesn't speak the mother tongue? Ignorant fuck. Hopefully we loan him out to Serie A asap (with an obligation to buy).

http://i.imgur.com/Js6zy4q.png £57