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This is what happens when Jordan Henderson plays RB ahead of you.

they look like spain. atletico sponsor is shit.

What difference does it make whether they've "overpaid" or not. They went for a player they wanted and they got him. I'm sure Liverpool fans are gutted watching their new Brazilian star when their bank balance should be 10m higher.

I've never even heard of the cunt and I still don't think it's a lot. It's 2015 and Sky are giving each club about a trillion quid every day. It's nowt.

I've never heard of him either like. Not everyone knows every player in the world. And playing for Brazil doesn't mean shit. Getting in the national team is like the Brazilian equivalent of national service. It wouldn't shock me if Felipão had made a few appearances off the bench. Don't get me wrong, TCD is patently a speg, but I can't chastise him for this one.

aye but kelvin davis

So beren will be the first man I whose life I take. Good to know.

fwiw the Norwegian females have a WC and various other trophies. England have nothing. What the men do doesn't matter at all here, even if this is the inferior version of the same sport. This is such a big upset man, we were gonna breeze this and the Swedes were all pissy that we had the easiest route ever to the final. I don't even care about female soccer and I'm still angry at the sheer audacity of England beating the Norwegian girls. Fuck.

This is textbook England anyway, struggle to beat shit irrelevant nation in the last 16, get dispatched by half decent nation in the QFs.

prissy bitches. Try saving shots at your front post and then you won't have to worry about time wasting.

need to get a few of these lasses on NUFC for set pieces. or at least just play against lasses defending set pieces.

cannily directed header that

I love the BBC headline of "England struggling with Ottawa heat". Clearly the heat is much more desirable for the Norwegians, with their sweltering Summer temperatures.

Cech is shit. I'm siding with the Kinky Park Killer.

They have their mouths open in a similar style, that's about the extent of it. I'm not crying racism on this one, just shittism.

the cup refs are worse than the MLS refs? mother of god

7th in the east vs 8th in the west! That's the matchup everyone wants to see. Especially with the legendary red bull arena atmosphere. It'll be a treat.

probably paid more by derby and he'll play moar footballs

Brazilians are cunts like. Surely you cant deny that?

nah but it's up there. Think the fattest fatties are the countries that inexplicably think fat = geet hard.

Mexican women are shit for the most part. The rice and beans diet does not make for a pretty girl.

Wooooo

Dani Alves has been taking shooting tips from Dunga

borrrrinnnnggggg

Although pretty much everyone in the PL has a massive amount of money they could spend if they chose to. It's just City's is on another batshit crazy level.