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Fox just had more time for dedicated football shows, that's the only positive they had. NBC actually show every single live game though, so they're winners all day long.

Every American I've ever met* has mentioned Green Street. They're floored when I tell them I haven't seen it. *yes. Every single one of them. Fuck you.

Fed up of all this modern terminology sneaking into everyone's vocabulary. When I was a lad there was no such thing as an advanced shuttler, you were either a shuttler or you weren't. It's an oxymoron to say you're a shuttler if you're operating in an advanced role. Kids nowadays don't know shit.

Anita Wijnaldum De Jong Would be alright with me boss. Would be a pretty pointless signing on the face of it if we continue start Colback and Anita tbh, when you consider no one else brings what he brings and we have Perez, De Jong and Cabella who can all play off a striker. Would be benching superior players for no reason what so ever. Completely forgot about Cabella too.

We have more depth at attacking midfield and Gini seems perfectly suited to a traditional central midfield role. Something that no other fucker in the squad is suited to. We do not need two defensively minded midfielders in there.

If by the grace of god I somehow managed to score a hat trick one day in the Premier League, it wouldn't discount the fact that I am very much unqualified to be a premier league footballer. Same applies for Gary O'Bertrand I'm afraid.

Well there are shades like, and he's one of the darker shades. http://i.imgur.com/oAsgomV.jpg He's probably an onyx. Definitely more onyx than charcoal anyway. Potentially even obsidian.

Wijnaldum's set-pieces were quite poor though in the main. (black - check) (forrin - check) (criticism - check) I was pretty annoyed when Tiote came on, and he's ultra-black AND his name is foreign sounding. I don't know what to believe anymore.

why polic? why? its monday morning. i dont need to hear things like this.

He was at worst average today, and yet we are still gifted with continuous discussion of how poor a player he is. Different day, same story on this forum. They spend their time mocking him for his white skin (I am sure if his pigmentation was of a different ethnicity, they would say nowt about that) and his speech impediment, but they reserve their ire mostly for his biggest disability of all, his nationality. If his name was Jaques Le Col Baque, with Ugandan origin they would be far more tolerable. For evidence of this, see their rampant and sinister defence of Vernon Anita, by far one of the most pointless players the premier league has ever seen, but due to nefarious reasons outlined earlier, they will remorselessly defend him until the cows come home. This is weapons-grade retardation. I reckon if he was called Lin-Con Eemp you'd reckon he was a f***ing mint poster and not at all a complete knuckle dragging fuckwit. Once again, anti English xenephobia on display. I notice no one has had the grace or dignity to offer an opposition to my post, rather just decide they are offended for no justifiable reason whatsoever. You've made the same post about 100 times, you deserve no form of graceful reasoned response

He was at worst average today, and yet we are still gifted with continuous discussion of how poor a player he is. Different day, same story on this forum. They spend their time mocking him for his white skin (I am sure if his pigmentation was of a different ethnicity, they would say nowt about that) and his speech impediment, but they reserve their ire mostly for his biggest disability of all, his nationality. If his name was Jaques Le Col Baque, with Ugandan origin they would be far more tolerable. For evidence of this, see their rampant and sinister defence of Vernon Anita, by far one of the most pointless players the premier league has ever seen, but due to nefarious reasons outlined earlier, they will remorselessly defend him until the cows come home. This is weapons-grade retardation. I reckon if he was called Lin-Con Eemp you'd reckon he was a fucking mint poster and not at all a complete knuckle dragging fuckwit.

He was at worst average today, and yet we are still gifted with continuous discussion of how poor a player he is. Absolute idiots in this forum- go and wank off over Ben arfa in nice and watch them finish 7th It saddens me that people have such hate for the players who try to play the beautiful game. It is not your fault lad, you are a product of the media, you've been made to feel this way. One day you will break free and it will be a glorious day. I will pray for you my son.

The fuck? He has a tattoo near his elbow of hands making a heart shape. I'm assuming it's a new addition.

Hell of a cross, you twat.

Have we discussed his Gaz Bale heart celebration tattoo yet?

The lack of criticism of janmaat in the colback thread disgusts me.

SLOW MO ALL OF THE THINGS

bench midfield > first XI midfield

0.5m euros? Not a great lot. My lack of euro conversion skills got the better of me.

That's quite some profit they're making. Makes me wonder whether Mike is the shrewd super businessman that we're all told he is.

Rooney won the world cup with England at 18 tbf

class build up from Romeo like

booourns

JOHHNY STONES CHELSEA ARENT GOING TO WANT YOU ANY MORE, YOU GOT MERK'D SON. YOU HEAR ME? MERK'DDDD'D'DDDDDD.

lollerrama Watford 2-1