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SEMTEX

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    Adam Armstrong

    Good. I've had them telling me they'll be playing us with Armstrong in their side next season. Should probably inform them that the likelihood of us selling him decreases by about 1400% should we get relegated.
  2. At least he didn't replace him with a left-back.
  3. Wenger should keep Coquelin on.
  4. WELL THEN DONT GET INVOLVED. I WANT TO KNOW. keep your beak out.
  5. Aye. That's Mike's made up rule. But they're duck eggs. No-one wants duck eggs, they want chicken eggs. So we're just going to say "we tried but no-one wanted our shit eggs for extortionate money, so we'll just play them instead". Finish 15th. Repeat.
  6. Punchy has gone limpwristed. Shit shot marra.
  7. Nar like. From the 3 seconds I paid attention, I can tell you categorically that it was 100% definitely 100% on target. 100%
  8. Still a Sanchez goal no? Commentator says otherwise but he's a cunt so ? On target in the first place? Fuck knows if they've changed this rule or not.
  9. Howay man I thought the kneejerk reactions were exclusive to our games tbh He's been shit since about 2012 man. He's played for teams that rarely get tested at the back and 'an uncharacteristic mistake from Petr Cech' has been a mainstay since around about then. http://i.imgur.com/A9HJMKE.gif + he's a big fucking bottler. Absolute opposite of what Arsenal need. In his AMAZIN recent season, he had the same amount of clean sheets as Chesney.
  10. Half-arsed dive. Cech is shite. You were all wrong. Fuck Cech.
  11. S'fine man. Window is still open. They'll brutalize us, Mike will show how much he cares by going out and buying Otamendi and Mueller.
  12. Didn't think Giroud could be more beautiful. <3 what a guy.
  13. 2 minutes of Carl Jenkinson in net.
  14. (Adrian just got sent off after coming up the pitch for a corner. Corner got headed away, he attempted to stretch and kick the ball high up in the air and he just directly studded some poor fucker in the stomach. Straight red It's clumsy as fuck but not deliberate in any way. CLASS )
  15. this. I checked out about 25 minutes ago when I had a marginal issue with my stream.
  16. you'll fit in just fine around these parts
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