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XXL it is.

then take a shit in it and leg it Plus, if you're ever on the border of two sizes, just admit to yourself that you need the larger of the two.

BEN ARFA 10

Well the shirt doesn't make me think of Manchester U, just the United part Think I would have preferred it having "Newcastle" there instead but that wouldn't have the we-are-united-against-you-mike-ashley-you-cunt-part. I'd've bought 100 of them if it said WE ARE UNITED AGAINST YOU MIKE ASHLEY YOU CUNT somewhere. Maybe it'll be stitched into the collar.

Black and white shirt, has a magpie on it, says United. And you think Manchester? Odd.

Shirt needs to be tighter, can't quite see every little detail of his shoulder blades.

It's like they couldn't make up their minds and just said "Fuck it, let's just whack one on each side." Would probably order one if it was just the Magpie. As is, it's a pass for me. Would it look proper.. wonky? I know what you're saying though The ebay one posted a page or two back with just one crest looks poor. With that template two does make it look more balanced. Plus it's a massive copyright infringement God knows how he gets away with that shit on eBay.

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Much bigger fan of the crest than the magpie personally.

You can! #FreeSpeech I'm just going to drink a brown ale and stick the label across the front of my shirt. When it falls off, drink another.

need a FUCK OFF MIKE YOU STUPID FAT INBRED CUNT sticker on the front imo

I thought 'play a straight bat' meant being honest? http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/play+a+straight+bat Looks like a fairly ridiculous mix of meanings like

How'd they sneak this one in then? Going to be great laughs when they end up with Victor Valdes, David De Gea and Sergio Romero in their squad all year. Especially when we're rocking a Karl Darlow in our starting XI.

Fuck. That. A Premier League team signs me up tomorrow, I'm fucking signing. I'll work my tits off in an attempt not to be a liability, but ultimately I'm going to be a useless sack of shit. It is the responsibility of the manager to pick the team, and there's no way I'm telling him "soz gaffa, I'm shit. I'll sit this one out". Not in a hundred billion years would I be doing that.

It's class. By far the best kit we have. If it wasn't for that damn Wonga. Or the fact that everyone else manufactured by Puma has the exact same kit.

fuck all else to talk about

Nicer than ours.

#AnyoneButMike tbh.

toe poke hattrick in a 5-3 loss. poor lad.

I searched back and could only find 1 instance of me being particularly pro Abou Diaby. This does not constitute 'a ton', you phony. He's a good player. He's just a cripple. My Diaby love is mainly based off him having one class game for France about 4 years ago.

Nocerino managing to get himself sent off in a Milan derby friendly, held in China with 3 minutes left, when they're 1-0 up.

Even if we were following the dogshit keep-the-ball-forever mentality, there will be times when we can't do that or don't want to do that. Or more realistically, 6 games will pass and we'll have 1 point and we'll rethink our "tactics". Getting rid of any players not 100% suited to your exact style of football is FM style levels of foolish. Flexibility is key.

I'm not convinced by the guy personally, unless something drastic changes in him I'd rather get rid, think we could forge a better unit without him and as long as he's here he'll be taking a place. Don't get me wrong, I'm far from convinced. He was thoroughly shit at times last season. But £18m does nowt for me. We've had money for years. I'd prefer to have a player who has performed well for us, than give Mike another wad of cash. As far as taking a place goes, if you're talking about playing 3 CMs every game, I'm perfectly happy with the options we have right now. And there are certainly other candidates that are "taking a place" that I'd get rid of before Moussa. Anita Abeid Sissoko Colback Wijnaldum Tiote Cabella Marveaux Bigirimana Vuckic