SEMTEX

fatal flaw in that plan = you have to buy the shirt from him in the first place

Should've sign Adam Johnson

who is the little bitch wearing it anyway

It's so true. Imagine waking up every day knowing you're fucking Shearer's daughter I'd have to wear a condom like, i'm not fucking up that gene pool. Fuck that like. You'd imagine Shearer's genes + my genes could at least make a conference player. That'd do me. Probably not even a terrible idea to pop over to gibraltar for the birth as well, International stardom awaits.

:lol: :lol: not often that the leaks of a kit look better than the professional photos like. Well done NUFC. You gone done it again. Hard pass.

aye but nee1 plays football due to my vast american wealth I could've swanned back for the weekend, but my parents are here at the time, so it'd probably not go down well

nah but srsly, i wish i could be there :'(

MUNCHING ON COCK COS YOURE GAY AMIRITE

Aye, because everyone comes in here and says how the BIG problem at NUFC isn't Ashley, it's Jack Colback.

burn the place down pls

Ginger too.

People can have different opinions y'knaa frau stifler. From where I'm sitting, staying in the PL = see the same shit over and over again until the end of time. If we go down, there's that tiny hopeful chance that we have a fantastic descent down the leagues until he gives up on his investment and someone that isn't a total cunt can try and put the pieces back together.

Fuck off then. That doesn't just apply to you, that applies to everyone who wants us down. Do you seriously think it will get him to sell?, it didn't the last time, in fact it just tightened his grip on us, the same will happen again. I'm not supporting Ashley here, what the owners and the majority of the players deserve is relegation, but the fans don't. If this isn't your club and it's Sports Direct FC then fuck off, honestly, just fuck off talking about us, fuck off coming on message boards saying you want us to go down. If your like me and you support NUFC and want us to stay up because you know going down won't help, because one day you hope Ashley sells up or dies in order order for us to be released from his control, because you hope one day it just goes right and we win something. If thats you then you can't wish us to go down. People have a choice. 1. Wish we go down in some sort of faint hope that it teaches Ashley a lesson or serves him right. 2. Wish we stay up in the faint hope that something will happen to get us back to what we were in the future, because the fans don't deserve to see the club rot further. If you chose option 1 then fuck off now, and never come back, when NUFC do come back you don't. If you chose option 2 then no matter what happens on Sunday, if we fall or if we survive then you fight to get our club back, we stand together, in the Championship or in the Premier league, we target SD during the summer months, in the new season we ramp up our protests, we fight to get our club back, but we never hope that we lose. takes one to know one

Jose Baxter ffs We need stricter naming laws.

He gets over the top venom because he is representative of everything the club stands for right now. He's a bargain basement PL midfielder who will never play for a team north of 15th place. Doesn't mean he's the worst player in the squad (sadly), but he's still pretty fucking poor.

saved & rebound scored

outside the box

Whilst fuck Pardew, fuck Liverpool. C'mon the pen.

This is far fucking worse than them just losing 2-0. Shitfuckers

Cunts.

SAY NOTHING

say nothing.

Geordie jack with the passion. That's all you want.

Solid day so far like