SEMTEX

Couldn't give a fuck how we "look". Give a fuck whether Alan Pardew is our manager (he isn't), and whether Mike Ashley is our owner (he is). Let's fix this. And if you want to sit quietly hoping things get better, then I feel like Newcastle Online might not be the best place for you.

Where do all these daft pricks crawl out from?

In ten years time I'm sure they'll look at it like that. Right now they're probably a little miffed.

Tempting fate there mate. http://i.imgur.com/HIG0gNb.gif

You class yourself as a "supporter" of Newcastle, and you're saying shit like this. Wow. Yep. No point in us right now. Not trying to do anything. I don't support this NUFC.

getting relegated 10 times

Don't know enough about the current status of those clubs, and whether their boards are attempting to get them to win some games. But I'd 10 relegations if it meant the board would fuck off and be replaced by someone with ambition.

I swear that Cunt used to be a decent WUM. Age is really affecting him. Sad to see.

I don't think you'll find too many people who are bashing Colback that aren't complaining about those other things. We are capable of recognising multiple issues, and believe that the ability of Jack Colback, and the fact he's an ever present in our XI, is an issue worth complaining about. And I don't imagine it'd make much difference to our weekly Premier League defeat whether we started with 6 players or 11 players.

Thing this time is, the guys at 'sackpardew' have proved they can engage and have a sensible conversation with the media - no coffins, no dressing up as priests, or any of that rubbish. Just a sensible, fact based, campaign which the media have proven in the past, they will cover and report on. That sort of bad publicity will be what affects Ashley, not what the individual fan says/thinks, which is barely picked up by the media. Think any banners could replicate the S*****D*****.com logo/colours too, thus bringing his preferred business into it. It's not like they're forcing anyone to supply their time/energy, so if people want to commit in attempting to do something positive to try and resurrect NUFC, I see no reason why anyone would be negative about it.

dark

Honestly, just because he's surrounded by shite, that doesn't make him "valuable". There are about 6 "valuable" players in our squad, and he's certainly not one of them. And not that I blame him, but he's fucking anonymous at LB.

I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS, MIKE, I've got your kids.

we should threaten his kids

Grey is away kit. White is members.

eee thats where i'd turn left when i got off the bus to gan yem

I wouldn't mind em if it was a little.... wittier.

About five people are going from philly. I won't be one of them.

Think we've got a third kit en route too.

Members kit I believe.

Klinsmann seems like he'd be so so so much better in a higher up role. His actual tactics and team fiddling has been awful imo. They had a solid WC but that's mostly just because of Americans and their annoying habit of embracing high pressure events, rather than shitting their pants and avoiding risk at all costs.

I assume the white one is membaz?

because Puma