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Replacing one penis with another. I won't lie, if I ever have to replace my penis, I'm probably going to replace it with a penis.

I once hit a lass* with braces in at school. Worst thing I've ever done. The girls were pretty stupid standing behind the goals, like. But still; I felt awful. *With a football. jill is a lass

Jonas Gutierrez Mike Williamson Daryl Janmaat Ryan Taylor hahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaa

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31902933

I'd take another derby bumming if it gets rid of Geordie John.

Visibly frustrated by the PSG defeat at Bordeaux, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has lost his cool in the long corridor Chaban-Delmas. Upon return in the locker room, the Parisian striker said aloud and everyone, including the cameras to Infosport +, what he thought of the benefit of Mr. Jaffredo for this meeting. And it went far beyond the simple admonition against the evening will. " 15 years since I played football, I never saw a referee as bad in this country shit! This country does not deserve the PSG "swung Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who several times during the game had heated exchanges with Mr. Jaffredo who accused him in particular exaggerated aggressiveness in aerial duels. However, a statement that does not honor the Swedes, who was severely ruled Wednesday in the Champions League, and it was not a French referee on the field yet.

Post-match reaction from page 20 sad times

Wayne is so cheeky

shit cross

Just watched motd. Newcastle fans should just watch Sunderland from now on. And vice versa. It's so much more enjoyable.

Rebecca Lowe just called Rooney a Premier League.... Heavyweight

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I was going to embolden the hilarious parts, but the only acceptable parts of that team are Krul, Janmaat and Sissoko. And even Sissoko is in too deep a role.

Also, from the bbc preview of the game. Classic negative followed by a triple punch of positive news. Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse begins a seven-game suspension, but Rob Elliott, Remy Cabella and Jack Colback return.

Good. It's where he should have been playing all along. Preferably not with Riviere like. Up-front with Cisse would have been my preference... oh well.

I look forward to seeing LFEE's home-made/fruit-of-the-loom boots.

Christ what a terrible pen. Lucky kernt.

:lol: 3-0 down? Get Clint Hill on. Impact sub.

completely forgot that redknapp wasn't still qpr manager

Matt Phillips would never get in a Pardew team with that kind of defending.

bleugh. Also, Zaha is fine. What is wrong with these chumps.

Rewound and started watching from KO. Pretty eventful first 10 minutes like.

I'm gan mental, I'm going to watch Boro vs Ipswich rather than Palace vs QPR. In case you didn't know, the first game is the Championship game, and the 2nd game is the Premier League fixture.

Just seen last night's goal Oh MLS.