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Followed by... "remind me how that move worked out" ... reasonably well ?

He's a tall, young, energetic shithouse who knows how to win free kicks and roll on the ground. He's basically the prototype for what Eddie is turning the team into. Sounds like he can't finish for toffee either, so he'll fit in perfectly.

idk.. if I was him I'd have immediately whipped out my best Shearer impression. Fuck not celebrating. It's not like it was his decision to leave. He didn't pull a filthy Gordon, we wanted him to go.

"Steve Bruce joins Neil Warnock as he talks about the end of his time at Newcastle as manager, how he recommended Eddie Howe as his replacement and the negative side of social media." Yorkie if this affects my YouTube algorithms permanently I will hunt you down.

We're only a couple of injuries away from Matt Ritchie's reanimated corpse getting a game. Depth might not take us to the next level, but the level we've made it to right now is about 10 levels higher than most people expected at the start of the season. And I think if we want to maintain that level, we neeeeeed depth.

He had that one nice low cross to the back post and nee fucker was there. Deserved a goal. Not a big fan of SL, but he's been part of the team that has been performing way above expectations, and his shite finishing is certainly not a unique trait amongst our midfielders, going off last night.

You can't be reading in to post/mid-match comments as real life my friend. I wish death upon a minimum of 10 people every match. Standard match banter etiquette. And even if there have been a few harsh comments regarding this transfer, the general sentiment has most certainly not been hatred.

What hatred? Vast majority of comments are "good lad but pretty shit, did a job but now is surplus to requirements". I don't see that as hatred. He's a very limited player (or has performed as such for us), and it's best for all concerned if he moves on. Good luck to him.

Honestly I think the response tells you everything you need to know. Your opinion was deemed wildly inaccurate, on pretty much every level. There is no debate point here, your opinion is absolutely crazy and inaccurate on every front (in seemingly everyone else’s opinion). I don’t know what kind of debate one anticipates from that.

Sorry lads.

Coincidence!?

Being recalled cos Wood getting chopped.

You see, I hope it's because we're replacing him with a decent player, but honestly we might just be better off without him Wood offered nowt. At this point I'd prefer to try ASM up front as a third choice. Or Willock. Or Schar.

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Even when we’re regularly doing the quadruple, I see no reason he can’t be around the squad. Local boy, hard working grafter type. Basically in the role Matt Ritchie currently holds. But slightly more useful.

For fucks sake man it’s a web forum for posting whatever bollocks comes to mind. Why are you so averse to people making posts?! It is of no consequence to you. Go overthrow a government or something, you clearly don’t like it here.

SURELY this is the purchase to be made?!

ok but how is it helping chatting about things on a chat forum polic

Bus was late

I did some very complicated calculations, and going off google he comes home with something like £6,100 a day. It seems absolutely feasible for someone like that to have a person they can pay £200 to who basically just follows them like a little lapdog for 4 hours on a night out. Get your drinks, drive you home, lie to the missus, the standard 'reliable mate' stuff, but in a nice paid slavey kind of way. You don't even have to call a taxi and talk to the BLOKE behind the wheel. Your little errand boy is already sat in your lambo waiting at the door, revving it to make you look nails, but he's sober. Job done. But it's obviously this isn't commonplace for some reason. Might be a (very limited) business opportunity for someone here.

The very first sentence of your article on Brazil “Despite a longstanding commitment to improving road safety, Brazil’s numerous initiatives have suffered from weak enforcement.“ The law and the general morale compass of a country is a complete separate thing. I can tell you it’s absolutely standard, and no one would bat an eye if you had 3 drinks and drove in the US. I’ll reiterate that it’s not something I would do, but it’s absolutely common as muck over here and no one really cares.

Yes. Yes it can. I'm not entirely sure how this is a relevant response to my post or in any way furthers the discussion, but you are absolutely correct!

Y'all realize you're all shitting your pants over this because you've been educated to believe that drink driving is this morally reprehensible thing that is reserved for only those of exceptionally low morale fiber. Not everyone has been brought up being told that having a few beers and then driving is tantamount to diddling kids. So perhaps take a step back and understand that maybe Big Jo doesn't deserve to be flogged for this, especially given it's his first offence of this type (to my knowledge...). Educate him, make sure he understands the seriousness of it, and if he does it again then you can cut his dick off or whatever else is deemed appropriate.

it was the night after the qf win. Likely no training on Thursday I guess.

because you are not nearly important enough to warrant having safeguards like this