SEMTEX

Which one of you radgies got Tonali 8 from dhgate again? Solid work marra.

nah but fr i dont think ive ever seen him play

He wasn't! But now he has the necessary horizontal to allow him the positional freedom needed to unlock his chaotic verticals. Noob.

So, a defensive midfielder and an attacking midfielder? Fantastically crafted tweet ?-post though.

I could make that at home. The combo of adidas/arsenal sIMpLe badges really is quite shit.

dhgate is an enormous Chinese marketplace. They’re never taking it down.

alright so jing was the previous kit, now I have 2 from jersey2026, one medium one small. They’re completely different from one another Two shirts ordered together, different badges, no noon on one of them too. The medium, with the noon, is pretty monstrous. The small is probably the best of my 3 fakes. And maybe better than the real one that is lopsided. This may be the end of my experiments! pics

Gents you know how everyone is citing the hideous Juventus kit as a reason why we shouldn’t be pining for adidas? Well it turns out they were holding out on us all along. In addition to their normal home kit, they’re releasing a 23/24 Special Edition Home Kit, and I think it will satisfy many of you purists. See below for more details.

Parkinson out.

Brighton #36 must have taken a significant bung. Actively tells the other defender to stand off and yet still doesn’t go for it himself and watches Ando take it away.

Literally the worst goal I’ve ever seen

Soooo has there been any information about when he’s back? Two and a half weeks until the season kicks off, Eddie talking about how important Dubs is, reading between the lines… pope is dead.

My voice hurts

Hi branko. I introduced myself to that guy in the pisser at the match tonight. Told him someone recognized him from an Internet forum. Wasn’t him though. Just looked at me like I was an absolute internet freak. so thanks for that. xoxo

My voice is gone

yous can probably guess which one is me

Just got home from the q&a, got photos with Shay and Shola. Turned into an absolute pleb when talking to Shay. Just got scared and muttered something about Guinness. FUN THO. Adam P nearly won the supafan competition for a signed shirt. Smart lad.

majestic

nahhhh ive taken a deex but nothing has tipped the scales yet. On the plus side though, my two shirts from your seller have started tracking finally. I'm debating getting a player version, as I'm confused what they're considering a "fan" version given what I just received from the Jingster.

Looks like DHGate need to update their database to allow more than 5 digits for their transaction counter.

Our tactics are designed for a more defensive player on the left hand side though. I'm not saying Burn or Targett are world beaters, but all the examples I think of when talking of top class left backs are more marauding, and I don't think that's what Eddie really wants in his first choice LB. The way we play requires more of a old school defensive full back / ball playing left sided centreback. Not that I'm proposing this per se... but I wonder if some day we'll see Botman out there. Maybe after we sign Gvardiol.

Ooh I do love a fat brazilian like. Scared if we pay Bruno his dues he'll end up looking like Adriano before the season is done.

They're definitely changing our crest soon like.

I will admit having looked on my pc rather than my phone, the shirt looks a little better than I first thought. A lot is riding on the yellowness of the yellow. Fluorescent yellow Bog standard caution sign yellow

It doesn't look any better on the official store on, but the N does look a little out of place. No big. What I didn't realize from photos is that the numbers have a weird jagged Premier League pattern on them, and are quite shiny.