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dat corner

Irrelevant so you say but we have no decent striker, no one up there to keep the ball And what fucking good is that crock going to be? The only hope we have is if we buy a striker who can bring down ridiculous long balls and then skin their entire defence and bash 'em in all by himself.

Obertan scored a goal, cabella has been shite moron

Irrelevant

WE'RE HANGIN' IN THERE KITTY

there seem to have been a lot more comments about how weak our xi looks, but no discussion about why it looks so shit, or why a bunch of those shitties play well for their intl team, or how we've got Cabella on the bench and Obertan on the fucking pitch

stonewall pen

I don't understand why they're warming up Soldado when they have England's #9/#1 on their bench.

nodded that one in myself

it begins. Excellent

lying mother fucking NBC cunts scratch that. thought they were showing the everton game for a second.

Aluko trying step overs made me chuckle

Dickhead McShitfuck

Aye. Commentator won't shut up about Balo not jumping high enough. Just let him play his game, and if by the end of the game he's done fuck all, then feel free to berate.

Diame loves a blammo

pretty good considering he fell owwa

he's a classic dickmint

Vaguely famous person that tells political truths / tries to start a discussion. #TeamMandy

0 attention paid to balo pushing the hull defender over his on rushing gk there

lol

ayooooo technoloogy

I'd fine the cunt for that like. Use your right foot you plank.

that DC United fella scored. Ha.

I like the BBC's summary bullet points Summary Rodriguez sets up Ronaldo opener Coutinho hits bar at 3-0 down