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It's basically paying to watch softcore aerobics porn tbh. The exclusivity of that price buys some lookers. All spandex, flat tummies and fake titties everywhere. And that's just the guys. wait There's one that's been built about 5 minutes walk from me. No-one told me it was just a festival of sexy bitches. Fuck sake. I've been telling everyone how I will never get a gym membership ever again, and that gyms are made by the devil, and/or some form of 1985-esque human factory. I need a way to discretely go against everything I've been saying up to this point. Stat.

Mother fucker really does not like Dee Dub

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snnnnnnap

RIP Jamaica.

You're looking for the credit to Pardew but no blame club. It's two doors down, just look for the saliva covered windows. Absolutely not, he's not perfect by any means, but he's also not as bad as some people like to make out. I'm always interested to know who people think would come to the club, work within the same constraints and make a better job than Pardew has done. Tuchel, De Boer, Jemez, Moyes, Koeman (would have) take your pick from any number of coaches working under far harsher financial restrictions than poor Alan. Prob wouldn't almost relegate us. Also he is as much part of the "constraints" as Ashley is. so yeah total fallacy Where do you get the idea that Tuchel/De Boer would manage Newcastle? One is a manager of Ajax, the other is a manager that can take their pick of clubs far superior to a Sports Direct advertising franchise. These people do their research before just casually signing up for a job. Another thing that I wonder of, is that you accuse Pardew of being a Mike Ashley puppet, which I agree with, but if Pardiola gets canned, surely Ashley is just going to employ another puppet/mouthpiece? Why would Ashley want someone who will come into the club and try to succeed? All he wants is you lot in the PL drifting from 8th to 17th to advertise his tat. From what I can see, Pardew is the lump, but Ashley is the tumour, and no sqwarking about who the manager is will ever change that, and I say this as a lurker who supports a true mickey mouse football club that plays non-league. We've signed two of Ajax's better players of the last few years, including their captain, why wouldn't we be able to sign their manager? A man who has made comments about how much he respects NUFC?

he's shit

PROFIT

Hell of a game, this.

It's not inaccurate tbf

Kept him in a job though. He'll be fine with it.

It'd help a lot more if they weren't so extortionately priced.

The Argentinian Richard Dunne strikes again. Once he's settled he'll be banging in the OGs in no time.

Him and Clyne are two lovely bits of sweetcorn in the turd. They're just husks. They may look like lovely bits of sweetcorn, but they're ultimately just going to disappoint you.

Did a cracking job at CB after Smalling got sent off.

Time to forget your Newcastle woes, for it is ENGLAND time. Woooo Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster, Ben Foster and Joe Hart Defenders: Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Calum Chambers, Nathaniel Clyne, Kieran Gibbs, Phil Jagielka, Luke Shaw and Chris Smalling. Midfielders: Ross Barkley, Michael Carrick, Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson, Adam Lallana, James Milner, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Raheem Sterling, Andros Townsend, Jack Wilshere and Theo Walcott. Forwards: Rickie Lambert, Wayne Rooney, Daniel Welbeck and Saido Berahino.

I don't think it's particularly fair to say Man City perform worse in Europe. To do so would be overlooking their performances in the Premier League and League Cup, which have been poor at best.

No.

Ffs people, they're not called the lions, it's no different to all the english nicknames. Black cats, Red Devils, Eagles, Hornets. All nonsense.

the better for Liverpool. Fuck that. 4 more years. 4 more years.

alreet son

KKs experience with Ashley causes him to sympathize with Pardew. It's annoying as fuck but I understand why he does it.

Could have embarrassingly nominated their u21s goals instead.

Ryan Nelson got sacked and they've been shit, and the season is over.

Just like any other club badge these days in upstart clubs right? To be fair its Orlando City SC (Soccer Club) and the Lions are the nickname/badge/mascot. much better http://i.imgur.com/VXHQ69E.jpg